ANSWER QUICK: Does urine age? Can I use day old urine in a drug test?

My clean friend 'loaned' me some of his urine for a job drug test I have in like an hour, and I want to know if his day old urine is still ok reheated! Can I sneak it in and use it if it's 28 hours old, or will they be able to tell? Answer quickly and Thank you!

 

I don't know about day old, but I wouldn't suggest heating it. My friend says put it in a balloon and tape it to your leg (to warm it up ) then prick a hole in it when it's time to "go" and give them that. Sounds kinda gross to me as I wouldn't want urine in a bag taped to my leg and would be worried it'd spill out... but it would work.
Hope everything works out for ya.

 

I microwaved it real quick, and have it taped to my leg to keep it warm. I had to get it unnaturally hot, since I'm walking there. It's not high security, so I will be peeing alone, I hear. Thanks!

Still wish I was sure on it being a day old being ok, but...here goes nothing!

 

Good luck. Update us okay?
I just wanna know what happens.

 

Well I was caught.

She was right outside listening and I underestimated the noise I made from untaping it. Why I didn't bring a pin I can't explain...gah! :&

And then it was the wrong temperature - when I heated it I think I got it too hot and it stayed that way. So I just left and admitted to tampering with my sample. That constitutes a failure.

Oh well. Back to working at KFC it is...:toetap:

 

DRUG TESTS are ridiculous.

They need to make POLITICIANS do STUPIDITY TESTS.

 

Indeed! Why do you think poor druggies stay poor druggies? The system we have set up keeps them down in dirty, low paying jobs because they can't pass a drug test! You can just say "Clean up, hippie!" But how simple is that, really?

I think it's sick people who are drunks (or other fast metabolising drugs) can get a job, but they bar someone who may only be an occasional pot smoker (a couple joints or less a month can cause a drug test failure even!) It's mind boggling!!! Most people are just out of touch with the whole situation it seems...

And this isn't some teen angry over failing it talking, I've felt like this for a while now...

 

That's what happens when old conservative dinosaurs are in charge.

 

Dammit, Ricochet, I hope it's not my fault you got in trouble. I'm certainly not experienced (never took a drug test) but that's what my experienced friend told me.
Sorry that happened.

 

It's not your fault at all! If I had listened to you and used a pin I would have had a much better chance! Haha, don't worry, it's all on me and it's not a biggie. It's probably for the better I keep my current job anyway with my upcoming school schedule.

 

you shouldnt have heated it in the microwave i would just put it in the balloon and put the balloon in some tighty wightys my ass and nutsack... kinda gross i know sorry so vulgar but it would keep it warm