Hit On the Poster Above You

did it hurt ?

when you fell from heaven.
hahaha

 

hehe

is your dipstick long enough to check my oil?

 

your place or mine ?
LoL...

 

Flip it out, bro. Let's have a look...

 

can your meat thermometer take MY temperature?

 

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.

 

LoL.... i could teach you everything you need to know.

just step into my office...

 

Let's you an' me steam up the windows on my Dodge.

 

do you like it when i touch you like that ?

 

We could reenacr you orange scene without the sad faces, uh?

 

I don't need to be a psychic to know you want me.

 

C'mon over for dinner. Nothing says love like a casarole.

 

Wow, is that a burrito casserole? I'm on my way....

 

You're gonna have to open that mouth wider than that.

 

Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lighting up my world?

 

I love you!

 

Love is a word witha thousand meanings, lust has only one.

 

what is there not to love about purple hair and a beautiful smile?

 

Hey...Nice eyes and lips...Lets get it on.

 

What's your tongue doing around this time tomorrow?