Looking for batman..

The major of our city just put a huge spotlight that lightens the clouds that and its located on the top of our clock tower that is in the center of the city and is viewed from evry corner of the city we were wandering why...and made a joke about that hes looking for batman and after we saw him on tv the question from the media was why is the spotlight for???-He answered clod blood- "Well apparently im looking for batman how does it look like?"...we were rofl-ing for few minutes...how about that? So the thing is that he is looking for batman for a week now so if you see Batman tell pls direct him to Bitola...

 

you dont kno wht batman looks like, watch all the batman movies you'll get a good description

 

you know what i never really understood?

why is batman a superhero??

he drives a batmobile.. and uses, cool tools that allows him to swing from building to building.. (or is that spiderman...)

and has a sidekick.. whoopty dooo....

but whats his super power''??

spider man - has cool web power...
x-men - have all these cool powers..
fantastic 4 - they all have cool powers too..
superman - he has like.. fuckin everything...

but batman? wtf is he a superhero for.. lol

 

Batman has the superpower of money.

 

I know homegirl didn't just compare the fucking, fantastic four to batman.

Batman is a normal guy who's had to devote his life to vigilantism. He is larger then life not because of his 'magic', but that he controls villains by ruling their fear.

He'd slay superman. He keeps kryptonite on him. Just in case.

Dark Knight forever.

 

hell yeah i compared..

and omg.. superman would soooo pwn batman..

anybody can do what batman does.. even iiiiiiiiii can do what batman does..

batman shouldn't be categorized under "superhero"... mainly cause he isn't. lol

 

Superman couldn't touch Batman.

Batman could buy all the kryptonite in the world.

 

I am batman

 

REPRESENT!!!!!!!

Batman would outsmart everyone....

Except maybe Orgazmo....

 

...and I'm Napoleon! Welcome to Psych Ward 9. We have board games and TV, yet I never take the pills. Don't take the pills! They're trying to poison me!

Should have never sold that damn land to these filthy Americans!


...ahh, oh well... at least you don't claim to be buttman. That would be a little gay.

 

is that it? batman is really smart and good with money? thats his superpower?

like i said.. anybody could be batman and do what he does... lol. even fitzy21 ^ could be batman...

batman is overrated.. lol

 

Batman may be overrated, but the rest of them are pretty damn lame. I couldn't ever stand superheros, comic books, and anything related to them.

Other than Batman... because anyone can be Batman... that's the entire beauty in Batman's persona.

 

I'm the only one who can be batman

 

Then you should be heading to Bitola or are you like on a break for the holidays?

 

Cool. Let me know if he finds Batman.

 

FOR THE RECORD

I read comics
Batman has defeated Superman multiple times
the one time was in the future and he was like 80.

 

Oh well. Everybody ages. Even superheroes.

 

also not anyone could be Batman, he's the world's greatest detective - he does some real Sherlock Holmes shit, he's an amazing martial artist, he's absolutely (possibly insanely) dedicated to what he does, he's incredibly intelligent, and he's rich as balls

and if anything, the superheroes with the powers are the overrated ones.

 

So come to bitola our major is looking for you for a week dude. btw perchaps you could bring a new logo for the spotlight so it looks cooler when seen on the clouds like on the movie

 

We found him didn't you read the posts?