Questions You May Want To Ask B4 Marriage

When is your mom going to die?

How much is your life insurance policy worth?

When did your father's receiving hairline start to, well, receive?


Any other essentials questions to add?...

 

i know people who shoot cocaine who make more sense than you...

 

Uhhum, that is not in a question format.

 

What is this "B4 Marriage" you are speaking of? How should I know what to ask him/it?

Is it related to "4Reel", "4Shizzle" or "C4"?

 

CB4 actually

 

Where in the hell do you get a 'receiving hairline'? I need one.

 

My hairline occasionally receives gel. No money yet.

 

do you promise to still fuck after you get the ring on your finger? and engage in oral sex (perform and receive?)

 

I think you covered all essential questions...

 

Do you think that if we get married my bank account and all my assets become half yours?

Do you plan to stay the same as you are or will you stop working, do nothing, stop having sex and bitch all the time?

Do you promise not to want to have kids later?

Will you not complain about what I like to do?

Will you be made if I wont marry you?

Do you have a sister? (I tossed that one in for comedy relief)

 

"Do I know you?"

"Why is this important?"

 

"How many children do you want?"

 

''receding'' hairline maybe, I don't think you can receive more hairline haha

 

If you clean up the living room, where the fuck do you plan on leaving the remote?

 

Hell that is a great question to ask.

 

Yeah, it was one of the things that started the arguements in my home as a child.

 

"do you have clinical depression?"

"are you a shopaholic?"

My hairline receives comments about how its not receding too fast nicely

 

"you don't still have that penis do you?"

 

How about "Are you a vindictive backstabbing, passive aggressive person?"

I would believe them if they say yes.