worst way to wake up

okay, so this morning i wake up to "gak gak gak" and at the exact moment i open my eyes, our little dog cleo pukes on me. wonderful way to start the day.

so this thread is about the worst way you've woken up, or the worst place.

lets hear some crazy stories!

 

well,
the worst place ive woken up is on a stairway...second worst is under a coffee table...

and the worst way ive been woken up is by a bee...

 

the worst way i was woken up was by a giant spider/freakish looking bug thing right in my face
not fun

um, i don't know the worst place i've woken up...
i cannot recall one...

 

worst place i've woken up is on the floor, naked, no blanket, no pillow....i can't remember if i was even on my sleeping mat or not. absolutely freezing.....

i had a bit too much to drink prior to this happening

umm....worst way i've been woken up....i guess by a coworker calling and waking me up at 5:00 asking why i wasn't there already to open the store, when we didnt have to be there until 5:30 and i had plenty of time....she was confused about it, and hadn't bothered to get out of her car to check the hours of operation posted in the window before calling me. i was certain i was right, but i had to get up and go in to work without washing up or anything anyhow, right that minute. i stank all day.

 

i really havent woken up in a wierd place I dont think.. Except in a crammed little hallway, cause there was nowhere else to sleep lol.

but i think the worst way to wake up is with the "rusty hook" lol.
Ive seen it done, you stick your finger in your ass when its moist,
then hook it into somones mouth lmao..

what a riot

 

i've woken up to me drooling all over the pillow. lol..

i was like eewwww...

and even worse.. i was sleeping over my bfs house. LOL.

its okay, cause he did the same thing once...

 

That's disgusting! And totally random. I feel for you.
I can't think of the worst way I've woken up. There was one time when I was little I was shirking school (homeschooled) so I lay down on my bed to take a nap. I wasn't really sleeping but I remember being jolted up by my mom switching my ass with a stick.
I also remember a woman telling me that she woke up one morning, went to the bathroom, looking in the mirror, and found a squished roach on her forehead. Apparently she had smacked it in the night. *ewwww*
I hope that never happens to me.

 

Everybody does that. I do it quite a lot, especially when I'm really tired and sleeping really hard. It's gross, but it happens.

 

the worst way to wake up is witha dick up your ass!

 

One time after a night of partying to much, I woke up sleeping on a playground in a park.

At 5:00am the sprinklers went off. Being sprayed with water tends to wake you up pretty abruptly. I actually thought it was funny until I started to laugh and realized laughing is not so good for hangovers.

 

Worst way I was woke up was by Mt. Saint Helens deciding to blow her top.

Worst place center median I-5 car still in gear early am and a little note stuck to the window from the WSP.

 

the worst way i've ever woken up is to a shrieking baby gopher right next to my head on the pillow where it ran to get away from my intrepid hunter cat. i had no idea they shrieked. i about shit myself. though there were many episodes of half eaten mice, hamsters and various other things underfoot when i got up to go to the bathroom. i learned never to get out of bed without checking the floor first.

 

worst place...
bathroom floor of some random house after a party... I locked myself in... woke up pants down toilet paper everywhere... first time I got drunk, never been quite THAT drunk since

 

next to a tent that your not in

 

When I was homeless, I once woke up in this stairweld with three cops standing over me and dozens of squashed bananas all around me...
"I swear officers, I don't know how they got there!" (Seriously, no idea. They weren't there when I went to sleep).

Another time on the streets I woke up to some bum breaking my mates nose. That sucked.

 

worst place- on a university's lawn 15 blocks from my house.

 

Perhaps you become Kng Kong by night.

 

the worst place i ever woke up was the bathroom floor of this nasty shitty cabin we were partying at one night.
the worst way i've been woken up was to my brother carrying his dead turtle in a plastic bag saying "haha! sara! guess what this is?!" and putting it on my bed.

 

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Everyday is the worst day to wake up. I hate alarm clocks.