Insult the poster above you

You smell of uncured goatskin and appear to wallow in sewage regularily.

 

the flying spaghetti monster looks better than you do.

 

Joe Dirt called, he wants his wig back.
And his Florescent green acid washed jeans.
You can keep the "meteor".

 

In addition to gonerreahea you also have chlymiddiddida and a really bad case of the sniffles with a post nasal drip which causes you to make really gross horking noises and spit on the sidewalk where people might step in it.

 

I bet you lose your car in your own driveway.

 

Don't be messin'...


Crummy... you retard.

 

Just how hard did your parents beat you?

 

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

 

Your face looks like my butt, only with more hair.

 

So I take it the Walmart clearence section had an extra special sale recently?

 

Great costume!

 

You smell like a rotton cat.

 

You look like a horse sat on your face and farted.

 

Your other hand is in a place best left unknown, but it smells like vinegar.

 

you must have fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

 

Your gene pool is only ankle deep.

 

you have two assholes.
Both stink.

 

lol! Did your mother have any kids that lived?

 

Does it hurt when you try to smile?

 

The seat on your computer chair smells like bad milk