Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Kick it down the street.

 

Pretend it's following you. Call the police.

 

Get it appraised.

 

Name it Elmo.

 

Circumsize it.

 

Make it do push ups for talking smack.

 

Get braces for it.

 

Tie a string to it and use it to play free games at the arcade.

 

make deviled eggs out of it, laced with goat cheese.......

 

Throw it back and forth with a friend in ever-increasing distances until one of you drops it. Have a funeral. Say something nice about it.

 

Put it in a special box on a kite and fly it during a windstorm.

 

eat it . . . in a box

 

Introduce it to FlyingBurritoBro, hope for a fall wedding.

 

Use it as a bargaining chip in a real estate transaction.

 

what number are you on ?

or should i just place a response ?
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boil it. =]

 

Boil a file into it and mail it to your friend in prison.

 

Sell it to a junkie.

 

Treat it to ice cream and cake.

 

throw it at a bubblegum popstar

 

Introduce it to another egg and enjoy a wonderful western omlett