Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

Hopes to be the dragon's butt at this year's Chinese New Year festival. Already has "horse's ass" on his resume.

 

told everyone to guess where her other hand is because she wants the world to know that she's masterbating.

LoL...
and thats probably the stupidest thing i've ever posted so far. XD
sorry. LoL...

 

Spiked the punch with Milk of Magnesia

 

Jingles when he walks. This is not a seasonal phenomenon.

 

Is still trying to get to 2008, got stuck on seven during the countdown and didnt know what number came next. Just Kept going 10, 9, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8...........

 

is a guy ???

 

Walked 15 miles in the snow on xmas eve night to hand deliver a handmade present to her uncle, who was flipped out on mescaline and Jack Daniels and shot at her with a shot gun packed with rock salt shells.

 

likes to eat pie.

 

Gained respect from her cousins by finally telling her brother that his deviled eggs were crap and that wine he always brings would be best used as anti freeze in a pre-1883 Datsun.

 

LoL....

was responsible for the great depression.

 

Is planning a romantic dinner for 4 on Valentine's day this year. The guest list includes a cat, a stuffed penguin, and a jar of anchovy paste with an orange ribbon on it.

 

Still has bruises on her wrists and ankles from her Valentine's date last year.

 

Is celebrating his own holiday, Cheeto and Sweatstain Appreciation Day, next weekend.

 

Is still waiting for that dream gift.

 

Still has the xmas tree from her first xmas in the closet behind the winter coats.

 

Dreads taking down the animated reindeer, giant inflatable elves, illuminated candy canes, life sized snow globe scene with snow machine inside, 3,486 coloured lights, 2,034 white lights, and 40' waving Santa from his front lawn. And then there's the roof...

 

Forgot to give me a complimentary gift basket full of gingerbread cookies for starting this thread, and also "allegedly" was caught stuffing "goodies" in her stocking.

 

Googled mapped his house and stared at the satallite image all night waiting for St. Nick to land on his roof. Fell asleep shortly before 5 am and woke to an empty milk glass rattling on the mantle....

 

Is 3' tall and makes toys. Sort of.

 

Script writer for Bad Santa