1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Sell candy door to door.

 

make a flame thrower by using perfume and a lighter

 

Stencil all the addresses of your neighbors on their curbs and tires.

 

Sew buttons to your chandelier.

 

slide down a slope on a innertube in da snow.......

 

feed your turtles

 

Build a snowman using only your feet.

 

go polar swimming

 

Climb the Berlin pile of rubble.

 

Hide in the graveyard moaning at passers by. Occasionally moan an advertisement for Jiffy Lube.

 

Go to a laundromat and pee in the dryers.

 

Take a test.

 

Play saxaphone for change at the bus terminal.

 

turn them inside out and call-em clean......

 

At this point maybe we should burn them... I mean, how many sides can underwear have?

Recreate the carwash scene from Karate Kid. Wax on. Wax off.

 

Sit on the floor beside a walnut shell and cry.

 

Hump random strangers.

 

Cell phone photos to all your friends of you in your underwear.

 

Throw temper tantrums outside the candy store at the mall.

 

Add a set of flippers and declare yourself art.