How is the person above of you gonna die?

Dropped his bass on his own head trying to get the cat out of the sound hole.

 

Infected mutations after a cloning accident.

 

catches the T virus from a shopping cart handle

 

suffocating, by sticking his head in a box full of bread crumbs.

 

After years of going to concerts and standing right next to the speakers, she goes deaf. Then, one day while meditating her house catches on fire but she can't hear the alrams. Then, she is mauled by dogs.

 

Sneezes while hiding from cannibals.

 

His brain will explode after maxing out on too many forum games.

 

Gets really excited when the doorbell rings and runs into a wall.

 

Get's electrocuted when making a price check on a clock/radio.

 

Alergic reaction to capers

 

Eats some bad Escargot

 

while skating on your local ice rink, you will fall and break your hip. you WOULD have been fine, and able to recover...if the zamboney driver wasn't blind.

 

Jet airplane slams into your ski lift.

 

wild dingos feast on you while sleeping in your tent

 

Falls asleep in the tub one too many times.

 

you fall off your bike...
then... bleed to death.

 

Joins a cult....last anyone heard from her......

 

Last word were "This'll be the best batch of homebrew ever!"

 

you o.d. on "pez"

 

Fruit flys carried her off