Am I going to hell?

If I gave a blowjob in a synagogue over the weekend, on Rosh Hashanah (jewish new year, very holy) but to a jewish boy... am I going to hell?

Your thoughts...

 

depends. .........did you spit or swallow? and i thought you were gay

 

Wow... thats one of the hottest things I've ever heard.

Congrats.

 

I swallowed.
And I'm bi.

 

Just let me cum on you face and it will wash away your sins

 

You are going to hell for sleeping with a Jewish boy. I mean, ewww, they aren't circumsized.

 

lol, retard. circumsizion is part of the jewish faith.
and no, you're not going to hell. it sounds way too hot to be considered sin.

 

Wherever you go, that Jewish boy must have been in heaven for a whilst.

 

i can get you an indulgence exculpating yourself , but you have to let the cardinal fuck you in the ass on easter sunday in the quire loft .

 

did you do it on the altar(do they have them?_)

 

Did it suck?

 

Um... no, we did it in the women's section (its a dicky orthadox synagogue and so is divided into womens and mens...

there's not really an altar in a synagogue...

Um... no... it was rather good, actually.

But you guys still haven't answered my question... am i going to hell?

 

i think he washed away your sins

 

Worse. You'll have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHhahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

A fate not suited for even Darth Vader himself.

But maybe for Kevin Smith films. Maybe.

 

.................well now that your a sinner and going to hell. how about sharing the love?

 

i think everyone should meet at the place of worship of their choice , and comit acts of prurient revelrly ......randome thoughts , meet me at st. pats in nyc. please !

 

Jews are way smarter than Christians and don't believe in hell...no need to worry

 

Well.... that makes me feel a whole lot better... muwahaha... it was so much fun.