The "Ban" Game. =]

I ban you for serving Northern Spotted Owl egg omelettes at your church breakfast.

 

I ban you for having a stinky foot!

 

I ban you for your cartoon preferences

 

I ban you because you took the last oreo and I really wanted it.

 

I ban you because every time I see your avatar I get your ass in my face.

(Maybe I should have put this in the "Hit on Poster" thread)

 

I ban you for being a smart ass.

 

I ban you for having 69 in your username.....



(actually maybe you should be commended for that)

 

I ban you for having a dirty mind.

 

I ban you for thinking I have a dirty mind

 

i ban you for not doing "The Dew"

 

I ban you for not being more chemically stable.

 

i ban you because you were the last person to reply. LoL..

 

I ban you for not revealing your "sex"!

 

i ban you because if you wanted to know my sex, all you had to do was ask.

LoL

 

I ban you for having a squiggly line in your username.

 

I ban you for your anti-squiggly ideology.

 

i ban you because just saying Thank you is not allowed.
but i can say thank you then ban you.
LoL....

 

I ban you for not knowing.

 

I ban you for your discriminatory policies against the Irish.

 

I ban you for blacklisting the suspected Communists from the television shows you produced in the 1950's.