wat dya do when ya got the house to yourself?

i usuall pop on some music and boogy around like a madman.

or pretend im in a western movie.

 

i'd like to take off all my clothes in my room, then peer around the corner and run into the family room and turn on the radio real loud and make something to eat. some would watch tv, but not i, no sir

 

When there is noone in my house, i leave too. My house is so boring when there is noone here. And when i call my friends, they just ask me "do you know how far is that".

 

nothing at all

 

I masturbate

 

I tought you masturbate all the time???

 

I'm rarely home alone.

 

I'm home alone all the time - probably because I live alone. so, tunes, music, a little herb, swim in the pool, whatever i want i guess.

 

i go on hip forums

 

I like to dress up like the tooth fairy and look over my 401k.

 

yep and that includes when I'm alone

 

I'm alone right now. See what I'm doing?

 

I am never alone in my house. The few times I have been I like to put music on and clean.

 

wow, what do you do for a living?

 

nothing at the moment, takin' a break. I am flying back home to vermont on monday for interview though - time to get back to work

 

I dance around in my undies, with the windows open. I have to stop doing that now though because my 16 year old neighbor likes to walk around in the woods.

 

if you stopped that would just be cold hearted meaness...he's 16...he needs something positive in his life.

 

Now, where are these woods?

 

could you at least weight for a few more days, your neighbor still owes me pictures

 

Same here.

But just a tip - PUT DOWN YOUR BLINDS

I forgot to once, and as a result, two innocent ten-year-old boys will forever be haunted by nightmares about crazy young women dancing on tables in leopard print bras.

I still feel guilty about that.