alrite scenerio- You have the munchies for whatever reason, go into your pantry and whats starring you in the face? A big box of Cap'n Crunch. what's best is it's unopened sealed freshness becons you to make the first of many bowls. Unfortunatly like a cheap little slut about to whack you over the head and take your money it's too late. You notice it right after you drink the milk. That fucking film on the roof of your mouth. That shit feels raw and cut up and you can't do anything about it. So you make another bowl, why not. It's even worse then before, it's what we know in the stoners world as a MUNCHIE NIGHTMARE anybody got some munchie nightmare anecdotes?
Brushing your teeth makes the milk go down a little funny, but you know... those corn flakes do satisfy.
Walking thru Safeway (big grocerie store) picking up food opening it, eating it as you walk and add more shit to the cart that your openig and eating as your walking to get more food for the cart so that you can open and eat it as your walking to get more food.............. After several repeats of this getting to the checker who at 3:00am'ish is freaking out about the mess trail left behind and the wrappers of partially eating stuff in the cart.
i love cap n' crunch but i know what you mean about that feeling on your mouth, and i hate that. i have to drink/eat something else to get rid of it. the cereal's actually pretty sharp too, and cuts your mouth on a family guy episode, cap n' crunch is in it and he says something like "i swear my cereal doesn't cut the roof of your mouth!" this thread reminded me of it
