Ok, so I gots me a sorta problem

So I'm pretty baked, ok? I'm just doin my thing, chillin here on the computer drinkin a beer and my boss calls. No big deal, except that at that very moment, my wife and the kid decided to get into a screaming match with each other and the dog had to have her say. Anyways, as you might imagine, I don't have a fucking clue what he told me. Stoned me just sorta kept saying "uh-huh" "ok" basic stupid shit like that. Totally don't know if I'm supposed to work tomorrow, or not. Don't want to call him back and be like, "oh hey, yeah, ummmm what was it that you said? Huh? Wait, what? Who is this?" It won't end good. So I think I'll wait till tomorrow morning.

 

That's why I don't answer the phone when work calls.

 

I wouldn't have except that my wife just always has to be the friendly type, almost like its a fucking hotel here or something. God that bitch pisses me off. Wonder if she wants to fuck?

 

I get into similar situations.

So I get up, go to work quietly check the schedule, and if im working go get a couple redbulls before shift starts, when I get off, go home and crashhhh

 

I don't have a schedule because normally I work everyday monday thru friday weather permitting. and alot of times weather isn't a factor, although this winter it has been

 

Really son? At your age I'd get up at 5 run about 4 miles come home around 6 get some scat from my woman and by 6:02 start getting ready for work...hahahaha!

 

Oh Really???? :drool: :H

scat



To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.

Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.

 

Yeah I'd eat some "TheGanjaKing" before work.

 

if you get in trouble just say it wasnt you on the phone and your son must of picked the phone up

 

thats what i was gonna say. Just say your friend was over and joking around

 

you could always call your boss on a different pretense and try to work your schedule into the conversation and hope he gives you the information you need without having to come out and ask for it

 

Are you paid hourly or salary?

If it's salary, Call him back. Tell him you're poor Uncle Sam had a stroke and you have to drive to somewhere to see him. Take two days off. You're under emotional stress.

 

nah, I think i'll just say fuck it to all of it and smoke another bowl this morning. piss on it. its snowing like a bitch out anyways