Nothing like a horribly inaccurate analogy to demonstrate stunning ignorance of an issue. In other words, I really enjoyed it.
If i keep seeing stuff like this, I'm gonna have to start making some child-geared atheist indoctrinating propaganda just to give the little ones a fighting chance.
Have y'all seen Kirk Cameron's banana? http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/12/14/icymi-kirk-cameron-is-bananas-for-jesus/
I saw the white lightning and realized my calling- I have to run a still and sell moonshine for Jesus.
That's funny, that's a total lie. The Banana he holds is a product of thousands of years of human selective breeding, not god. Naturally occuring wild Banana's are very different. There is a old thread about this - http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=163598
Bananas give me bad heartburn! So what does that say about me? If a banana was a PERFECT design from God, why would it give me such bad heartburn? Many Christians have a hard time believing that almost all mammals on earth exhibit homosexual tendencies. Anything that conflicts with their flawed sense of values and watchmaker philosophy is denied or dismissed as the work of the devil. And they throw the word TRUTH around like it actually means something to them! "The whole of creation testifies to the genius of Gods creative na"� As long as you ignore and reject everything in the a-hole of creation that suggests otherwise!! Kids4truth or old Christian perverts for a new generation of ignorant war mongering tools?
Wow. The kids4truth thing was yet another piece of ill-informed bullshit. They were just making up lies about evolution. Things like this are why atheists and evolutionists feel embattled. Our opponents do not even bother to learn about evolution before they bash it, and then they spread their will to not understand to children. Do you wonder why America is lagging behind the rest of the world in childhood education? It's because our children are being fed such anti-scientific bullshit as this!