10 Best Ways To Freak A Guy Out

I like that article.

But Hyphy, theres no woman in the world I would read cosmo to impress.

 

i just read cosmo to get the phone numbers for all the awesome sex toys in the back of the magazine.

 

Me and my buddies read it to find out sex positions.
Not like we are gonna use them for awhile, but it's funny to see my friend's boyfriend smile at some of the positions and then their girlfriend say "yeah right" and see the smile turn to a frown.

its so funny

 

That's cold, Flannel. Men are walking penis monsters, don't fuck with us like that.

 

is this a Myspace bulletin? hah

 

i like it!
i dunno, i've found myself quite able to push away men even without those lines tho...
i'm just a master at it i suppose :H

 

christ, i hope they come out with 10 best ways to freak a girl out, cant just give the girls tips and not the guys, its an unfair advantage

 

besides this is so stereotypical

some guys would freak a girl out (like me) with the same tips

 

I have the ten best ways to freak a girl out....

1. Tell them you want to be inside them after first meeting them.

2. Tell them you're married right after sex

3. Tell them you love them after knowing them for a minute.

4. Drive by her house everyday at the same time.

5. Start humping her after just meeting her.

6. Tell them your name for your dick is Princess

7. Tell them that you have to take a big shit right before sex

8. Ask "What , you don't have a dick too? Shit! Your not a crossdresser!"

9. Break down the door with an ax

10. Tell her your pregnant and start crying

 

I don't think Cosmo is that awful of a magazine.. I've seen a lot worse. As long as the person reading realizes that most of it is ridiculous it can be fun to hang out with some girlfriends laughing about "the ten ways to please your man" and "how to achieve multiple orgasms." It sucks to be serious all the time.. I know. And, shit, some of it does come in handy. As long as you're not an idiot and read it like it's gospel (which, by the way, you shouldn't do with anything) then there is no harm in it.