People who use drugs are less intelligent - or just plain stupid

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  1. bird_migration

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    Hi, let me introduce myself.
    My name is J. Bob Woodrow. I am a psycho-analist at the JFK Memorial Institution - section drug abuse.

    My intensive testing showed that people who use drugs do have a lower IQ than clean people. On average, drug users have an IQ of 87, whilst non-users have an average of 110. So obviously there is a relation between the usage of drugs and your IQ, or intellectual capabilities.

    My tests also showed that people who stopped using drugs got a higher IQ after a period of time. Some quitters got their IQ's raised by 20 points even.

    So if you stop drugs now, your IQ might rise to an almost average level. If this is not the best proof to stop using drugs, I have no idea what is.

    So in conclusion; I think it is safe to say that drugs users are less intelligent - or just downright stupid.

    Moooooo. You are a cow.

    Kind regards,

    J. Bob Woodrow.
     
  2. l-foote

    l-foote L not i.

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    lolz. your posts always amuse me.
     
  3. WanderingSoul

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    That is stupidity in and of itself. Is that a real article?

    People who do psychedelics are probably smarter. I don't know about the harder drugs.
     
  4. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    Did he used drugs? because his IQ seems to be rather low :tongue:
     
  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Stratovarius number one....
     
  6. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    I see what you did there
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Tell me maestro- can I buy tickets to this concert? I didn't see it advertised and I'd so like a front row seat.
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    :lol: bird wb lol
     
  9. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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  10. WanderingSoul

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    Say what now? I don't get it... what did I do?
    The correct spelling of that word though, is Stradivarius. :)
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I stand corrected. :)

    Maybe I should resume drug use then...?
     
  12. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    40oz u fucked it up !!! :lol: i was gunna post the i am serious cat this is serius thread! pic of the same cat.... baaaah why dont you go back to owls ffs :lol:
     
  14. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Couldn't care less but you're right about the cow...
     
  15. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Are you saying you're a psycho-proctologist?
     
  16. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I'm gonna die plain autistic then
     
  17. WanderingSoul

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    Now Penny, autists aren't stupid, they're just different. And I still don't understand why I'm a Stradivarius.
     
  18. WanderingSoul

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    Yes indeed! :D
     
  19. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    see my IQ is already getting lower
     
  20. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It was a metaphor... although I called bird "maestro".

    Anyone who posts any serious objection to his post is being played by him... like a Stradivarius because he's basically toying with the posters here. It's just like trolling except that it's.... it's... well it IS trolling.
     
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