Sick Little Puppy

Its the holidays so im out of town at my aunts house,she has this male dog that must think im his girl friend or something so hes super over protective he barks at his owner(my aunt) and my mom if they talk to me or get to close to me,so hes sleeping in the bed with my and my aunt comes in to take him out side and he goes insane and starts barking and peeing on ME!!!, I was lucid dreaming and did not want to wake up but no this dog has to be a sick little puppy....and now i cant go back to sleep cause im to awake....he wants to hump my leg!!! why me,some one save me....

 

id kick the shit out of it every time it got near me till it got the message.

 

well i dont exactly want my aunt to see me doing that...you know.

 

well then id tell your aunt that the dog is annoying you and you dont want it around you,,then id kick the shit outta it everytime it got around me..

that shit is nasty fuckin dribblin piss an humpin your leg an shit..

you shouldnt be obligated to put up with that shit just cause your a house guest.

like i said,id tell her an if she chooses not to take care of it,id kick the shit outta it whenever it came near me till it got the point.. shouldnt take but a few times..

 

ok,now i see what your saying.

 

i dont know any other way to make it stop quick.. dont hurt it,, just scare it good.

dont be lettin it sleep where you sleep or anything like that either.

unless ya like bein dribbled on and humped.

 

oh theres always the chance the dog will bite the shit outta you,but hey,then surley the aunt will do somethin with him,,or not..

 

it hates me now its really scared of me but oh well,im a cat person anyway.

 

lol did ya kick it? hehehhee...

 

from now on ya outta be able to just stomp your foot at it when it comes near ya.. problem solved..

 

problem solved.