....is coming to town, and I'm getty as a fucking schoolgirl........ Anyone in Toronto or Ottawa MUST go see Gwar, or die!!! If it's not the most amazing show you've ever seen THEY'LL EAT YOU!!!!! But they'll probably eat you anyway, so go see GWAR GWAR GWAR! Why not sacrifice your life to see the best show in the fucking universe, be mutilated, get stabbed and sprayed with funny smelling water, take a shot in the mouth straight from the cuddlefish, lay down your life for GWAR, cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose.......... Nov. 3rd and 4th
