It was my good friend's birthday today, she is gay. Anyway, we all went to hooters then to a friends house to drink. Well, I got REALLY horny out of nowhere once I got a decent buzz. Like jackhammer the closest piece of ass through clothes in front of everyone while screaming with plesure then creaming all over everybody standing there in shock kind of horny. It was totally awkward. Well, anyway, I am standing there, semi drunk with about twenty fine ass lesbians and ten or twelve of my guy friends, with a massive hardon. I wasn't in the right frame of mind, so I stepped off to the bushes in back yard away from the lights and everybody to "pee", and then started to relieve myself. (not peeing, obviously) So anyway, I am about to get the deed done, and not noticing anything around me. All of a sudden, a tap on my shoulder. I went into instant shock, kind of froze with my hand on my equipment, and slowly turn around to my dear friend ---- (name withheld, she is a lesbian that I know. We will leave it at that), and she looked down at my um, stuff, kind of laughed of laughed/snickered, and asked me what I was doing. I was in that plataeu of drunkenness where you get truthful and apologetic when you know you fucked up. I just said, relieveing myself cause I really need to, and she offered to help! Anyway, I was too shocked to respond, so she grabs it and finishes me off. It was great. Anyway, we walked back over to the party and acted like nothing happened, and nobody said anything. She talked to me later on like everything was normal! I am so confused, I guess she just understood or something. Anyway, I hope it never comes up, but it was just funny as hell and really weird.
Yeah, I never expected a lesbian to do that, this girl is hardcore not liking the cock. I huess she didn't see it a really that sexual. I dunno, I will just savor the memory...
Right after you peed???????? That's...ewww....and let me guess: you didn't wash your hands afterwards ether, hmmmmm........?
no no...there was no pee inolved. just jacking and handjobs. at anyrate thats fucking awesome man, you lucky suminabitch
Oh.....okay,I thought you did it right after you peed (it sounded like it),oh, and just for the record,-I'm a girl ^^" lol! BTW: Orsino, You sig's taking over the whole page!!
No, no peeing involved, I was rubbing one out cause I was really horny anmd pretty innebriated. Then she helped.
