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Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by bird_migration, Jun 10, 2007.

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  1. Love Fest1969

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    take it to the swimming hole
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 25, 2007
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Have some talented bimbo suck it through a garden hose.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 25, 2007
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  5. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

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    crack it and use the yoke to spike a cats hair into a mo-hawk
     
    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*, Dec 25, 2007
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    try to get high off it
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 25, 2007
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  9. crummyrummy

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    Boil it in grain alcohol.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 25, 2007
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    make a sandwich
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 25, 2007
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    Enter it in a pie eating contest.
     
    PriceCheck, Dec 25, 2007
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  15. crummyrummy

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    Iron it flat, mail it to Santa.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 25, 2007
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    Roll it uphill with your nose
     
    stinkfoot, Dec 25, 2007
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    Take it to a rainbow gathering.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 25, 2007
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    Get in a big argument with it and storm out of the house.
     
    PriceCheck, Dec 25, 2007
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    dress it like a hooker and see if it makes any money
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 25, 2007
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    Paint a face on it then scream, "stop staring at me!" at it as loud as you can.
     
    stinkfoot, Dec 25, 2007
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    Put it in a home and never come to visit.
     
    PriceCheck, Dec 25, 2007
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    Dear PriceCheck..

    May I Once Again "Take You To Task"......

    My Dear Sweet... Young Lady.........Nobody....May I Repeat Nobody.....Does That To A Poor Simple Egg..!!!...

    To Your Relatives.......***Yes***...

    But To A Innocent...Virginic...Harmless...Simple...Peace Loving...Egg......??.....

    Then My Dear.....From Me ...It's A Big Thumbs Down....



    Yours...In The Protection ..Worldwide ......Of All Species Of "Endangered "Eggs.......Regardless..Of Colour..Creed..Sexual Oreintation...Religion.....Etc ...


    Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 26, 2007
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  31. crummyrummy

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    Secretly hide it in a tuba.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 26, 2007
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    get married and have egg babies
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 26, 2007
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    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    Beat the living shit out of it, and ask it "Who's ya Daddy"
     
    Rock Hard, Dec 26, 2007
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  37. crummyrummy

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    introduce it to your cousin
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 27, 2007
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    work the same dead end job together
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 27, 2007
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