The perks of peeing standing up.

hahaha i was polite about it, but secretly wondered wtf she was smokinggg

 

my guess would be crack

 

i did think that, hahaha

 

Tell us how you really feel

 

lol

 

She knew you were canadian, and was actually hitting on you.

"mmmmm, oohhhhh, is "canada" part of "the states"

At least next time someone uses that line you'll know they just wanna get in your pants.

 

hahaha. how very sly!

 

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thats damn funny but true

 

Its easier to write your name in the snow, standing up.

 

YES!!!!

i have the squating down like an art, i will not touch a public toilet seat! i can pee standing up and im a woman!

 

I only asked to read the perks, I never stated a gender.

 

no pissin on the pant legs while squatting... or in the shoe
although wind velocity n direction do come into play while standing....

long skirts are ideal for women peein while standing,,, much easier than jeans ...

shit jacks on job site used to prove a task ,,, trying to somehow manage to stand over the urinal part being 5 foot 2 so as not to touch any other portion of the shitter,,, but with practice,,, one can jump up on top of sittin part and stand above ... this also eliminates blue butt syndrome(bbs) from just cleaned shit jacks...

 

It's always good to be able to propel bodily waste clear of the body without having to use hands... and I assumed that the United States won Canada on a bet.

 

If I remember correctly, Reagan beat Thatcher best two of three arm wrestling to gain custody of Canadia.

 

Nahhh, she won a word game between the two where the one who made the best anagram from the other's name got to keep Canada. He managed Hatchet Ram Art Erg from Margaret Thatcher and she turned Ronald Wilson Reagan into Insane Anglo Warlord. As I recall, Oliver North was asked to judge and after declaring her the winner he quipped the anagram rather appropriate. Shortly afterwards he ran into some sort of problem with shredded documents or something.