The Perks of Being A Woman

Always being able to mouth someone and not shutting up until after your right some times brings a smile to my face!

 

I'm yet to meet a girl that can piss standing up.

I know that it's possible, but I've never met a girl with the dedication.

 

And we can always dress up much more nicer than a man!!!!!!

 

"Much more nicer"?

 

I clean up a little too nice. I think I need a scar on my face.

 

Ok then. How about " We can looky sexy"? Am I gettin anywhere?

 

You haven't seen me in a dress

 

Men can also look sexy.

I, for one, am a walking sex god.

 

LMFAO! Well atleast I can admit that men can make a woman laugh! (Very hard)

 

Laughter is healthy.

I must admit that I'm not yet a sex god. I'm missing the mandatory heroin habit.

 

lolololol! Well I atleast you admitted that you were wrong about something. Most men aren't good with that.

 

How do you know you've never met one? I have never introduced myself like "Hi, I'm so and so and these are my bathroom habits..."

Anyways we agree that it's doable so, you know...go make me a sammich. :tongue:

 

Yeah... I'm fine with that...

Because I'm practically perfect.

I'd be perfect if I had some sushi right now, I could really use some sushi.

Such a little step away from being pure Om... who knew that raw fish can make you achieve enlightenment?!

 

I do not make sammiches. I cook real food like a man.

I can make you some steak with a side of steak.

 

I don't like steak. Just make it a beer and put one of those pretty umbrellas in it.

 

Cool Beans! If your wanting some enlightenment then I can give you some. If you come into my house and turn the corner, straight in front of you you will come upon the bathroom. Turn on the light on the wall on your left once you walk through the doorway. Then go towards the toilet and look down. There will be some dukie lookin back at you. Now don't forget to smile big as you pleasantly walk away. Oh BraveSirRubin!

 

it may be possible for more women to piss standing up with this clever invention, Go Your Way

 

Umbrellas don't go in beer, that's a sin.

I'll take your dukie, and raise you three dukies!








... and "Go your way"...hah! Is it really that hard to just sit down?

 

Sounds like fun. I'll race you to the bathroom!

 

You have no chance against me. I'm a professional shitter. Fastest metabolism in the world.