Me, just another old story not to tell the grankids

So,went to a halloween party with my friend shano (childhood friend) in a surf town he lived in and I didn;t. Anywho I'm talking to a girl and shayne yells, "you guys have to make out right now!" I was high and we just both start kissing passionitly. "umm, do you want to go to my friend shaynes van"(minus shayno of course). So we're off hand in hand on our merry way and encounter two of her guy friends. ME,"hey there" the guy, "man you look cold" (I was on mushrooms and wearing a black fukkkin dress(halloween)) The guy, "I just got back from tree planting and you can strait have these long johns bro." Me, "Thanks so much" So there all on mushrooms and e apparently and It was a brotherly moment. So la di da I wanted to get out of there so I said, "cool dudes, we're gonna jet(me and chick) so catch ya on the flip." The guy, "where are you guys going?" ME, "we're going to my buddies' van, peace" Now when I said that they're faces went from good to soul piercinly dark! Yikes. "whats with you're friends?"I asked her, "Um, that guy, I live with him, he's my boyfriend" So di doh we go to the van and have lustful, lustful, sex(fuck!) and then we're chilling talking(we're on hallucinogines and not very drunk at all and we were just being kids. I was thinking about givin er another go when guess who knocks on the door...... To be cont.

 

was this before or after getting a blowjob from a dude?

 

lol

 

Slybond(?) Yeah, why? fucker

 

dont call me a fucker, your the one that got blown by a dude

 

O.k 'mister' (sorry i guess about the 'fucker'). What are you driving at? Seriously. oh so I'm a fucker or somthing bad cause I got blown by a dude. (It probably won't happen again, but I will say, dontknockittilyatryit don't try it don't knock it. Why are you calling me out for it. Maybye it makes me gay in you're book but you sound like a faggot to me and you can suck my dick

 

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Yeah so.... if you're heart's beating and you've got a set of lips.....

 

Tottally joking on all responses to responses to my true-life story. Thanks for the - and+ feedback. love mike

 

dude ur storie's are great. i mean they make me laugh so much, its up to you if you like head from guys

 

prt 2 So the guy and his friends were hippies(sorry peeps) and he (the boyfriend) proceeded to 1) actually cry 2) annoyingly try to convince her to get out of the fuking van for a hour 15 minute(i'm not kinding we we're all really high i guess),while crying. I didn't let those motherfuckers in the van and was enjoying the spectacle(probably a little too much, im fucked). Her thing was, "I'm high on mushrooms and e, if I go with you guys, you'll just make me feel guilty all nite." So, well into it at this point I realized that Me and this girl can't actually sleep in my buddy shaynos van, and suggested to the girl that she'd be better off with her friends. Not proud of this part,-bummed a little weed from her on her way out. "You're bumming weed from me?!" -she hooked me up(so so kind) and I never saw her again.(i dont think) "Was that her" "Anybody seeeen my bay bay"

 

"backside nollie kickflips will save you're life" -Grecs