Those are on the top of my list... especially boobies. As a woman you are generally more free to do as you choose, less restrictions on what the definition of a "woman" is. And you get to hang around gay guys without being called gay. Some gay men are great people, I wouldn't mind being looked over with a queer eye, apparantly most do have great fashion taste... and my fashion doesn't exist. Calling off work for "womanly problems" and not getting questioned is pretty sweet too... if I called in and said I have "man problems" I'd probably get fired.
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WOMEN UNDERSTAND THEIR EMOTIONS BETTER. URGH, WHORE. I am in perfect control of my emotions.
I already answered this in the women's forum, so I'll just counter the idea that started Rubin's thread: Women are perfectly capable of pissing off their porches too. If a woman and a man both relieve themselves standing up, and they get the same amount of piss on the wall or side of the bowl, he's a slob and she's talented. That is awesome.
Yeah, I was actually thinking about that... women can piss standing up with practice. But men can piss anywhere without any worries, while women will still have trouble with it, and need to wipe it off and so on and so forth. Ha!
Not only do we not need to wipe, but we have much shorter and completely straight urethras, unlike the long and winding male urethra which ensures that "No matter how much you jump and dance, the last two drops go in your pants". Clean finish, no post dripping, and talented where you're sloppy. Boo yeah! Point to the ladies.