The Perks of Being A Woman

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by scarlettchasingroses, Dec 24, 2007.

  1. crankyelbow

    crankyelbow Makes Music

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    Those are on the top of my list... especially boobies.

    As a woman you are generally more free to do as you choose, less restrictions on what the definition of a "woman" is.

    And you get to hang around gay guys without being called gay. Some gay men are great people, I wouldn't mind being looked over with a queer eye, apparantly most do have great fashion taste... and my fashion doesn't exist.

    Calling off work for "womanly problems" and not getting questioned is pretty sweet too... if I called in and said I have "man problems" I'd probably get fired.
     
  2. pat_mycat

    pat_mycat Member

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    understanding emotion better
     
  3. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i want boobs
     
  4. GOAT WOMAN

    GOAT WOMAN Member

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    WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WOMEN UNDERSTAND THEIR EMOTIONS BETTER. URGH, WHORE. I am in perfect control of my emotions.
     
  5. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    everybody wants boobs :)
     
  6. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    stop working out and eat junk food then
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Careful-- this is dangerously close to a personal attack.
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no
    i will not degrade my body like that
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    It might win you a date with Pavel...
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    It's easy to win a date with me if you're willing to pay for dinner :D
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    no need for dates...i just want some man love
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

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    As long as you're willing to pay for the astroglide :D
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i get free astroglide

    so sweet
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

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    Yipikayay, assfucker.
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    It sounds like you might have had some bad experiences with men. You care to talk it over a date?
     
  16. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    I already answered this in the women's forum, so I'll just counter the idea that started Rubin's thread:

    Women are perfectly capable of pissing off their porches too. If a woman and a man both relieve themselves standing up, and they get the same amount of piss on the wall or side of the bowl, he's a slob and she's talented. That is awesome.
     
  17. lode

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    If a woman plays her cards right, she might get to spend a night on the Lode train.
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah, I was actually thinking about that... women can piss standing up with practice.

    But men can piss anywhere without any worries, while women will still have trouble with it, and need to wipe it off and so on and so forth.

    Ha!
     
  19. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    Not only do we not need to wipe, but we have much shorter and completely straight urethras, unlike the long and winding male urethra which ensures that "No matter how much you jump and dance, the last two drops go in your pants".

    Clean finish, no post dripping, and talented where you're sloppy. Boo yeah! Point to the ladies. :D
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    Pft. I know you're excited for the chance to seduce me also.
     

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