The Perks of Being A Woman

just so the ladies don't feel left out...

share some of the perks of being a woman....

 

having a vagina to play with?

 

dont forget our multiple orgasms...gotta love those...wait a second???...im not a woman...this parachute is a knapsack FUCK!...

 

Having the pleasure and honour of cleaning my kitchen.

 

that is definitely a perk....

 

you know how to do laundry and fold and iron - basically know how to make me look sharp

 

I can barely iron.

But I'm a great driver.

 

Being able to grow a beard.

 

I got boobs and I love them
We always get free stuff, drinks, drugs and other not so fun stuff :tongue:
We have prettier and more fun clothes

 

laundry and folding i can do quite nicely...

ironing though....i do not iron....

 

We get to have babies and though the pain kinda sucks and all that, I bet that is more amazing than anything else.

 

Hahahaha lmao!

 

We get to leave blood on the toilet seat and annoy our housemates.

 

wow...
no comment...

 

PMS is our excuse to be as irrational as we want to be.

 

it's easyer to get laid when you're a woman

 

Aye...its like being a cow on market day.

 

Ironing, that means tossing clothes into the dryer for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out, right?

 

hey don't be so negative, getting laid is a positive thing!

 

a cow on market day is positive

mmmmm steak