You can become jewish, just go to a synagogue. All of the above are full of horse manure... responsible for haulting the evolution of the human mind. Yes I blame Jesus for me not being able to make a bag of cheetos float to me from downstairs...
Considering the commericalization of his birthday, I think it's clear who won. Then again, the chance Dec 25th was his bday is about 1 in 365.
Here is a prime example of a wanker who built up an image of a money changer in order to sell records.
The money changers were a bunch of lads that used to hang about shooting the shit in some temple in Jerusalem. Jesus kicked their arses.