So tonight we were invited to a buffet-party-whatever thing at my parents French friends, and it was me, my lil sis Pauline, 12, and their 14 and 17 year old daughters. First thing I have tosay s I'm still drunk, so sorry about the typos. Sencond thing I have to say is that the 14 year old is my good friend I can go out and drink with and shes got the maturity of a 20 year-old girl, if not.. as mature as me. That kid is amazing. Love her. Now the other girl, the 17 one, I cannot stand her. She is being being a typical 17 year-old which isno good and our personalities clash.. anyways I don't wanna get into that here just that that was one messed-up party. I ate so much fake Caviar. The music they chose to play was my parent's generation shit like disco haha and there goes Claudie dancing and I'm wishing I had a way out of this... cause she's about to drag me onto the dancefloor// well just floor. Shpuld I go to work? Should I call Paco? No tonight Im'obligated to hang here... grrrrr. So I ate more fake Caviar. And I poored more vodka into my oj... thrn tastd this delicious champagne.. well fake too... still delicious. And I got ptetty drunk.n pretty de-reessed. Then came time to opeb our presents/ Fuck I hadn't gotten thm any byt they got us tons.. was so awkward.. wekk thank gof my parents had gone to the store an hour before the show to buy them shit.. lol thats my family.. anyways "I got n adorable stuffed pink herrison and jewelry I hate and a blouse Iloathe.. but aww I felt touched they thought of me you know? Anyways after I opened ip the blouse, very seethru, Marc made a really embarassing scene and told me to go try it on without anything underneath for them about 100 times, through the wholeremainder of the party even got his wife to yell at him a little, while my mom wouldn't say a word but look at my dad who looked at his feet.... nit laughing at all but trying to decide who hed kill first, Laureline who got ne the blouse, me, or Marc. Marc scares me now I didn't now he was such aperv... in front of his wife and kids... gross. Anyways yeah that was a typical dinner at their place...except the presents part, that's only once a yeaf!
I finished their vodka haha! My dad was so pissed.. anyways yes, Marc is a gross perv. The other day he told me I should go and run naked around the neighborhood cause I was cold he said it would warm me up and warm him up too eww... I mean I know he's kidding but he always says that in front of his wife and kids and I'd be seriously grossed-out if I were the kids, as for his wife, I'd think my husband married me a little early maybe.. and that maybe she needs to worry about pleasing her man more in bed!!
cause you're a perv for a reason.. I dunno I'm not blaming her just suggesting a reason. I don't claim I hold the answer