Sing to the tune of 'The Emo Song' I'm a hippie kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd be non-conforming to, just don't dress like me, no paint on my nails, no make up on my face, yet I'm not hippie enough to stop shaving my legs. Cos I feel real deep when I'm knotting my hair, you may hate dreadlocks, but i just don't care, I wear long swirly skirts and flowers in my hair, It's a way of life, I make people stare! On a journey to lasting peace i must be a hippie Festivals must never cease i must be a hippie I'm happy, and bright, I like to smoke weed I'm stupid when I'm stoned, please take heed Earth has real problems, one day we'll succeed I ate tofu for breakfast, been doing it all week Festivals and protesting are my hobbies I can't get through a grateful dead concert without singing They say free love is teh wya to live your life But i reckon one day I'll be someone's wife. On a journey to lasting peace i must be a hippie Festivals must never cease i must be a hippie Dread my hair and let it grow i must be a hippie I join in drum circles and chant songs i must be a hippie I took acid once and the trip was far out. Further out than a grateful dead concert... Which I saw on youtube I meditate to become enlightened Side effects of drugs don't make me frightened I make my own clothes and crochet hats Lemon juice is my cleaning tool, what bothers you about that? I'm vegetarian, I don't eat meat It's better for the environment, can't you see? I wear floaty clothes and I love my life Hippieness is fine and worth teh strufe I smoke lots of weed and it outs me at ease i must be a hippie screw society, we'll break it, one day we'll succeed i must be a hippie i like to promote peace and drink herbal tea i must be a hippie people hate me for it, but that's not a pity i am a hippie! Yes, I have way too much time on my hands!