Getting into the whole mood of Christmas and what not, wondering what the funniest/weirdest/ most bizarre christmas gift is that you've ever received. Mine was a sex talk from my grandma, it still makes me feel frightened inside.ha ha :leaving: What about you? Merry Christmas & Safe & happy holidays to you all, may 2008 bring you all the happiness & love that you deserve.
A christmas themed towel from my older bro when I was like 10. I treasure it, though, since it was the first gift I ever got from him and I still have it in a box in my closet. Despite that it was a weird gift for a ten year-old, it was pretty. My silly brother just probably had no idea what to get me at the time. Maybe I'll use it one day.
A book: "blodiest battles on earth" It's about grat battles like Stalingrad and stuff. I never really read that
when i was 16 my great gran gave me a off to kindergarten tote bag with a lil red school house n a stick figure lil girl and a bus.... inside was a crayon pack / coloring book n a drawing pad ... then my gran gave me a charlie brown halloween thing stuffed with candies a few years back n a snoopy mug... :S
last year i got a purple furry hat from my friend. it was a bit like a soft top hat in shape, and made of long bright purple fur. made me look at bit like boy george. i've never worn it, but it sits in my room and makes me smile.
I've never gotten any weird Christmas gifts!!! I wish I would get something like that...but all my gifts are usually normal :O Hahaha ^^^ nerthus that hat sounds amazing!!! Thankyou, sweetaslex, same to you too And everyone else on this forum! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! You know, sweetaslex, I'm going to Brisbane in 11 days I'm going for the Andy Warhol exhibit, at the GOMA there...I live in Melbourne peace and love Jane
A garlic crusher, this year. Seriously, I shit you not, a garlic crusher. I'm not even a big fan of garlic!
Well this year my mate Laura gave me a keyring that makes really loud orgasm sounds that goes on for AGES if u press the button (which is impossible not to press because its so huge). So I was christmas shopping with my ma and auntie and it kept going off... Yeah, my ma was not impressed XD
My super conservative dad gave me a shotgun sling and a special barrel-cooler/shotgun sight thingie for Christmas this year. If I was into my shotgun, I'm sure it would've been a great gift, but this was for a shotgun that I barely acknowledge that I own.
A Bullshit Button.. my sis got me a gig Red button that when you press it lights up and calls someones bullshit in a redneck voice.. its a running joke.. we get too stoned and too many beers later people start trying to one up each others stories to the point where you KNOW its a load off bullshit, so u press the bullshit Button.. hahaha fun times in the stoner circle..
Some fruity scented markers to colour with and a kit with a bunch of rhinestones you're supposed to glue to your jean jacket. I was in my mid 20's.
LOL I totally got my brother a t- shirt with a picture of him on it with him giving the thumbs up. Best gift he got that year in my opinion. Still makes me lagh when were out and about.
A mighty bizarre Christmas happened years ago when my very rich and very jewish friend who simply LOVED christmas even tho she was jewish, decided that she wanted to have a SATIRICAL Christmas... (We all know how everyone hates the COMMERCIALISM of Christmas...) Well, she went out and bought HUNDREDS of gifts, some of them just tiny 50cent items and some REALLY NICE THINGS, and wrapped every single one, no matter how big or small. The entire living room was packed with gifts from the door to the back wall, you couldn't sit in there and could barely get near the tree... She decorated the tree with DOLLAR BILLS and placed a 50 dollar bill at the top in place of a star. Totally decadent. Then she had a contest in which everyone had to guess how many presents were under the tree. The one who guessed the closest got all the money... By the time everyone was done opening their gifts and cleaning up the mess, we were all totally sick of christmas altogether... The winner ended up getting almost a hundred bucks.
I want rocks. That is more thoughtful than anything. My daughter gave me this candle holder she got from some flea market and it has crystals in it,,, I fucking love it. and a rock that says "happy"
for xmas this year my other half got a barbeque cover for his barbeque from his parents. the funny thing is though, his barbeque is at their house, so it was sort of like they were giving themselves a present.
