Would you rather have a set of wheels instead of your feet?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bird_migration, Dec 21, 2007.

  1. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    wheels do sound kind of cool but I would rather have my feet.
     
  2. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    thats quite disappointing, i still want the car. trust me i would be quite attached to it.
     
  3. bird_migration

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    Sorry babe, you are not getting one. You have to work for that first.
     
  4. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    santa could bring me one...
     
  5. bird_migration

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    Santa is an imaginary person, therefore he will not bring you anything that is not imaginary.
     
  6. wolf_at_door

    wolf_at_door Senior Member

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    ...yes INDEED it could be awesome if people had wheels instead of legs...

    That's actually how I read this thread at first sight! :D
     
  7. bird_migration

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    That proves yet again that Europeans are smarter than other continentals.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

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  9. wolf_at_door

    wolf_at_door Senior Member

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    Aha - and I notice that that's exactly what bird migration mean: wheels instead of feet, not cars instead of walk. :)

    Glad to see, that it's not just me... :D
     
  10. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I want feets.
     
  11. pixeewinged

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  12. myself

    myself just me

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    No, I'd rather have my own feet.
     
  13. crankyelbow

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    Our bodies are designed so that we may control such things... we do not need super speed ourselves, in fact if we could all run 100mph the world would not be served for the better.

    We are as we are because this is where we may be. In the future we will adapt and change, or die, as we may be.

    Evolution does not make mistakes, anything outside of the harmony of all life cannot survive indefinitely. Yes much of humanity is *well* outside the harmony of all life... in fact we even deny our place in nature itself. This ideal is detrimental. Man's great accomplishments have only served to stray him from his greater purpose, instead of aiding.

    So no, I would most definitely not like wheels instead of feet... feet are universal, wheels may be superior in certain purposes, but feet are infinitely more versatile. Thats why we have rollerskates ;)
     
  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i think i would if everyone did, so there were ramps everywhere instead of steps and they never got sore and tired. but if lifeforms somewhere are born with them as somehow parts of their bodies in place of feet, i'm guessing they'd get just as tired and sore and that would really defeat the porpus.

    =^^=
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  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i dislike wearing shoes, they make me lose my grip (i have monkey toes). therefore i'm completely opposed to wearing anything that's entire purpose is to further make me lose my grip and *GASP* move quickly!! ew. it's awful.
     
  16. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    wow way to crush my hopes and dreams, bird. *cries*
    oh well
    well if you hant wheels for feet you could always wear heelys and get both...
     
  17. bird_migration

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    Sorry, someone had to tell you the truth. Now come in my arms and cry.
     
  18. wolf_at_door

    wolf_at_door Senior Member

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    Long arms with strong hands & a set of wheels - instead of legs - would be the most rational way for us to move fast & hit the road. :)

    Just place your pair of strong hands on the floor to set off, and then - WUIII! - wheels on fire! :)
     
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