Lyes that your parents told you-other than santa claus

So you were not devastated when you found out there was no Santa Claus, that fucking ruined christmas for me.

Dont be such a cold hearted bitch, not everyone has such an easy time handling everything like you can.

And it is fun to lie to lil kids-when parents are raising their childern not to lie. That doesnt seem hypocrical to you?

And after all I did post this in random thoughts for a reason. This thread was not really suppose to be taken all the seriously or I would have posted it in a more serious sub-forum.

 

I remember one time my dad was hanging his 'erb up to dry in the basement. I asked him what that was and my mom told me it was a new air freshener that they picked up from Albertsons.

 

Lies my parents told me:
Jesus was there to save me.
Sex before marriage was a sin.
Pot was from the devil.

Lies I've told my children:
Santa, the tooth fairy and I used to travel around together in a VW van and go to Dead shows together.
Santa loves Guinness Stout, so skip leaving the cookies and milk out on Christmas eve and leave beer.

 

Sex before marriage is considered a sin to christians.

My mom used to tell me that if I ate chocolate before bed that I'd throw up. Of course, my fear of it stopped that. They used to lie to me about my Halloween candy every year too. "Oh, it got stale" BULL SHIT! haha

And of course, the classic, "if you make faces like that, it'll stay that way."

 

Now that was really mean...

 

Wow.... well, thanks for calling me a cold hearted bitch. I don't think I will stop though.. I kinda like being that way.

Oh and I don't handle "everything" easily.... and no, it didn't ruin Christmas for me because I still believe in Santa.

 

Your lies pale in comparison to the ones your parents told. They're more like stories. (I love the last one. Good one. And it's not exactly a lie, because you ARE Santa for your kids. )

My parents told me similar lies. Made for a really fucked up childhood.

 

Calm down! Believing in Santa, the Easter Bunny, etc. is all in fun! It's something for the kids to look forward too, not to mention traditional.

 

Haha... exactly. That was my whole point... it's just a fun little thing for kids. I can't see getting so upset over it. They arent even "lies" in my eyes so much as a game or sorts...

 

There is obviously some pent up grudges and tension on sm0key's part...maybe we should talk about it? Or maybe not..I loved believing there was a santa! yeah, I was pretty upset when I found out there wasn't, but ya know what...I lived...not only did I live through that traumatic experience, but I"m going to "lie" to my kids about ti someday too!

 

Hehe.... glad you made it through to the other side. Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing... I'm gonna tell my kids there is santa claus as well. I hope they dont grow up to despise me for it. :stunned:

 

my grandma told me when i was young that if i didnt wipe my ass after i shat i would die

 

actually that's true. not that it's a sin, but it is considered a sin to christians

 

you won't die, but you'll want to

 

I was happy when I found out Santa was fake. It felt like a right of passage, and that I was "in the know." And I had fun keeping the tradition going with my little brother.

 

Look at the bright side (so to speak)... you can masturbate with impunity.

 

lol My mom told me that if I swallowed apple seeds, a tree would grow out of my mouth. I thought that would be cool so I ate as many as I could.

 

My parents told me something similar -- I was deathly afraid of having a watermelon grow in my stomach.

 

my parents told me and my brother when we were little that there was a toe monster in the basement and if we weren't careful it would eat our toes. when me and my brother were in the basement, my dad would use the phone intercom to page us and we would answer (thinking it was the phone ringing) and my dad would talk in a deep voice and say "i am the toe monster, i'm here to eat your toes" me and my brother would run up the stairs crying.

and to this day i'm still afraid to let my feet dangle over the bed

 

My dad told me there was a man in the moon. I thought some guy lived inside it.