Need a f*****' lighter

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by AXIS, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    All of this
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    and still something missing. Sometimes i hate being non-smoker.
    What to do??? Does anyone have an extra lighter???
     
  2. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I always keep one in my bra so I won't have to dig through my purse to get it and I always know where it is. :) Here.... but make sure you give it back! It's my lucky purple one.
     
  3. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    Right now i'm tryin' to light it on a lightbulb. Pathetic, right...
     
  4. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Kitchen stove? Toaster?
     
  5. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    That's really bad. Try your stove.
     
  6. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Aww... that kind of is.... you don't have any matches or anything? Gosh...
     
  7. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    Got any candles? Paper has a low flashpoint, so you should be able to light is with even an electric range, if you turn it up high enough - then you could use it to light a candle and you're set for the night.
     
  8. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Know one knowze...got it...the key is either lighting some paper on the stove, and then the candle, or straight to candle...shrugs I'd just run to the 24 hour gas station, one of the rare good things about the good old USA these days ;)
     
  9. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    thanks ppl. I just used a battery charger and a paper.
     
  10. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    NICE JOB! I'll give you rep points for your ingenuity!
     
  11. AXIS

    AXIS DWEERDOE

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    I would share my joint, but you're too far...
     
  12. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    Just blow smoke at the monitor. I'll catch a contact high :)
     
  13. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    LOL, nice, very nice
     
  14. fulmah

    fulmah Chaser of Muses

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    pure class! lol
     
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