I collect pubic hair

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  1. bird_migration

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    Hi, I collect pubic hair and I would appreciate if you send me some of yours.
    It is okay if you are against abortion, even though I do not think that dogs should have the right to vote.

    Love, bird.
     
  2. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    i'm curious to know what you do with the pubic hair once you have collected it
     
  3. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Please stay out of your mom's medicine chest, Bird.
     
  4. bird_migration

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    I trade it for stamps and oil.
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    do you make wigs out of it...
     
  6. Friend

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    Must I cut it after the shower or you prefer it within a "natural" body odor?
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    what's the going rate for used pubic hair these days? how many stamps and oil can you get?
     
  8. bird_migration

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    My mistake, I thought it was the fridge.
     
  9. Bug_Man

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    He gets pubic hair off her chest? My God she just must be one enormous pussy with no limbs or something.
     
  10. Bug_Man

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    Don't brag. From what I've heard, everyone's dated Bird's Mom.
     
  11. soulinafishbowl

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    no way, u prob have a site on ebay where you are selling the short and curly's..FREAK..LOL..joking

    i read ur post and it reminded me of something that happend back in high school...i hung around this group of girls, i was kind of shy and i guess less developed then most girls my age..this one day they all agreed to be in the "in group" you had to go to the toilet at school, cut some of ur pubes off and show the rest. we all decided to do it the next day...i didnt have any, maybe some bum fluff but that was it LOL. i told them i had my period ( i was not even that well developed to have that) and i would do it the next day at school. i had never seen pubic hair so i had no idea. i was like 12. i went home that night so worried about getting kicked out of this group so i decided to cut some hair off my barbie doll. the next day we all went into the toilet and cut some off, put it in some tissue paper and brought it out to show us all. i got the dolls hair and showed them and they thought i was strange because my pubes were dead straight. LOL.....o and they were albino white..LOL

    the things we do
     
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