Drug Test Plan. Need Advice

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by A593, Dec 17, 2007.

  1. A593

    A593 Member

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    Long story short, I need a job, and the most conveniant job I have found requires a pre-employment urine analysis. I have been smoking daily for the past 8 months, I weigh 110, 5'3" and have little fat on me. I am aware that excersizing and water and cranberry juice all allow your body to clean itself faster. My question is, if I start running maybe a mile a day, (I already work out daily, but only lift weights and never focus on losing fat, just gaining bulk) drinking a gallon of water a day, and Cranberry juice close to the end, how long would you say it would take to allow me a safe shot at passing.
    It is also important that I pass the first time, because my mother has already caught me and thinks I stopped, and if she knows I still smoke, she'll kick me out.
    I hear that THC stays in your body for a month if you smoke daily for a while like I did, but I'm hoping my excersizing, water, and possibly some creatine, will all shave a bit of time off the wait.
    I want to get this done as fast as I can so I can start smoking again, I have obviously planned to stop after this weekend, and won't smoke weed until I pass.
    I plan to stop all pot on the 21st, and run a mile a day, and maybe build up from that with a bit of extra cardio, drink a gallon of water a day, and Cranberry Juice after the first week. How long would you say I will need to keep this up until I am clean and can pass this test?
    Thanks for all your help.
     
  2. Sezzy

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    On an exercise plan, 2 weeks should be a safe goal(probably less based on your description). If possible, get an in home test to make sure. Also creatine supplements should only be necessary if you're planning a dilution.
     
  3. A593

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    Wow... only two weeks? Can anyone second this?

    Also, can I get a drug test at like, a local pharmacy? Or would I have to go to a headshop to get one?
     
  4. st. stephen

    st. stephen Senior Member

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    yah i think two weeks is the norm, but id make it 3 just to be safe. also water doesnt do anything but dialute your test (i think?) so i wouldnt bother drinking any more than normal, unless thats what your planning to do, in which eat a bunch of red meat befor the day of your test, on the day of the test drink like 10 huge glasses of water and take a ton of vitamin b. there may be more to this but i think thats essentially it. some one else can explaine it more in depth. best of luck :)
     
  5. Class

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    Two weeks should be alright, but don't cut it too close. Just do this as long as it takes until you pass. Pickled things and vitamin b can help to. Whatever you do, just don't smoke until you've passed.
     
  6. A593

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    Should I start taking vitamin B now? Should I start drinking cranberry juice now?

    I thought you couldn't dillute THC... all the stories about drinking bleach and shit, I hear they don't work becase its not possible to simply dillute it.
    I also thought water helped flush out your system
     
  7. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    if you go to your headshop they should have tons of "beat drug test" formulas
     
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