does it mean we are rednecks if,

our bong is made out of a mason jar and tubing from a old junk car?


hehheheheh,, i should write a country song, anyone wanna help?

the chorus can be ,

"we smoke our weed from a mason jar,we got most the parts from a old junk car"..

so who wants to help finsih this song.. anything that might work throw it up an well see if we can incorporate it in..

 

met my girl while drunk at a bar

 

got lotsa bud but the moneys spent
now i can't even pay the rent

 

makin moonshine in the still out back
aint got a job but smokin this fat sack

 

in between yur teeth, nothing but chew tar
smokin the reef, and playing guitar
riding horses and acting lame
in between ur legs is the dragon you must tame
but really rednecks would be the best
if it werent for all the perverted incest
hairy, smelly, illiterate and un-analytical
for someone inbred, its really just typical
now i know this is just another stereotype
thats why ill hit this applepipe

so go on mate, smoke that wicked bong
then join me and watch some good ol' cheech n chong

we smoke our weed from a mason jar,we got most the parts from a old junk car
in between our teeth, nothing but chew tar,smokin the reef and playing guitar
cuz we are rednecks of the world, like it or not - in this hay pile we lie curled





no offense intended, purely for humour purposes.

copy right greenxx material

 

^lol! nice.

 

thank you thank you.
*fakes a cry*
wow this means so much to me. 5min ago i done this for some fun, now im being lol'ed at. i would love to thank my family, jeezus and ofc my brain

*clapping*

fake fucking grammy speeches piss the shit out of me. i love horror awards tho, metal playing - cool guys coming on. not some fucking shakira

 

:stunned: thats a bodily function i've certainly never heard of.

 

thats great yall.. ,, man we keep workin at it we could get a hit together.. hell i bet willie could find someone to record it?????

i should post a pic of our bong for inspiration..

 

im sure many ppl never heard of hipforums before, but its here

 

yes

 

your long hair cant hide that redneck

 

Yes I want to see this bong!!

 

lol nice songs
i want to see the bong too!

 

I once knew a red neck, he's probably still were I met him, in 3rd grade.

 

Enough said.

 

^hahahaha
that sounds like something someone around where i live would say

 

I bet the writer of the article was just adding that to poke fun.

 

What is a mason jar?

 

are you kidding? i mean its a jar. its just a brand of glass jar. like ball jars.



you know...jars....you put stuff in them....like fruit, curing marijuana, moonshine, or substrate for growing mushrooms