God...yes... no.. maybe...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodui, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I think this may be my fault.
    I told JESUSDIEDFORYOU or what ever his name is, that if he had guts he would post in random, as i was fed up of his stupid remarks in the christian forum and I knew he'd get wasted and i would find it amusing which is what happened.

    mean while ive reached my own insight about Jesus, he didn't die for me or anyone else, he was just being selfish and trying to get attention.
    and he aint going to come back while all these christians are around, I mean would you if the first thing you set eyes on was a crucifix??

    S
     
  2. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    Yeah I had the guts.... but next time tell me that random thoughts is actually Sodom and Gomorah.... I felt like Lot (Genesis 19)

    And about Jesus returning...

    Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of His coming?
    (II Peter 3:3-4)

    People tell me not to put Bible quotes but the fact is they don't know the Bible! ... and they hate God and his words
     
  3. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Theres no god and no easter bunny alright!

    I swear to stop fuck, posting this shit, nobody cares about your imaginary friends.

    Now are you going to fight for your little btich deity or not?
     
  4. barefoot hippie

    barefoot hippie Member

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    i agree with you man
    no one really knows anything
    and we'll never know until the end
    so what do you think god looks like naked?
    and im sure god would like both cats and dogs equally
    :) ~peace
     
  5. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    Honest to God.. will Lodui ever shut the fuck up?

    (funny yes?)
     
  6. JesusDiedForU

    JesusDiedForU Banned

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    Its ok man.... most people have spiritual blindness
     
  7. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    Eh, at the end of the day, all that matters is that you did your part to spread the gospel.

    "When justice is done it brings joy to the righteous, but terror to the evildoers?"

    or maybe......

    "When the wicked thrive, so does sin, but the righteous will see their downfall"

    or simply...

    "Let him who does wrong continue to do wrong; let him who is vile continue to be vile; let him who does right continue to do right; and let him who is holy continue to be holy."

    Either way, in the end, everyone will have to give an account.
     
  8. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    I have yet to see a single coherent argument or thesis.

    how ...















































    disappointing.
     
  9. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    coming from the kid who wants to be that guy, you know, from american pie, uhhh stiffler?

    Pop culture left you behind, four years ago.
     
  10. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    Fractual, you have officially mutilated this lyric.

    Here's some randon things I wonder:

    Did Jesus fart? Do you think he ever let one rip right as he was spreading the word? Do you think everyone laughed?

    Did he jerk off? Oh come off it. Of course he did. Everyone does.

    What do you think he said when he would climax? If you think about it, it would be pretty gross for him to say, "Oh God" like everyone else.

    Incidentally, I sometimes yell out, "Sweet mother of God!"

    Do you think he ever got so drunk that he shit his pants?

    Had homoerotic thoughts?

    Mooned someone?
     
  11. OSF

    OSF Señor ******

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    I’m sorry my man, but that was just plain cute!
     
  12. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    Then maybe the anti-theists get busy putting some down instead of embarrassing themselves with 'jerk off jokes' or using the word 'fuck' (as if its 1960 and the Theists are going to faint from shock)
     
  13. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    do you always have to have the last word?

    S
     
  14. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    to speak on behalf of everyone if we where interested in being preached at or fundamental religions we would probably come up with better arguements, but as it is its more amusing just to take the piss

    S
     
  15. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    Then fight for your belief.
    Ive yet to see a persuasive reason to believe a Godless Universe abounds before me .. based on your weak (or absent) campaign here.

    Please try again.
    Thanks
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I can't disprove theres a god... Nor can I disprove theres an easter bunny or a saint patty's day leprechaun. Its imposible to disprove something.

    You're the ones that invented him... prove that theres a god.
     
  17. Brocktoon

    Brocktoon Banned

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    Ok, so you have admitted defeat for your faith in a Godless Universe.

    Since God has been presumed to have existed by the vast majority or us humans, since the beginning of civilisation....
    ... I suggest the burden of proof is on your shoulders.

    Oh ya.. you conceded.

    Wow, that was an easy win for the Theists.
    Yeesh.. you did ZERO for your position.
    You guys suck at this.
     

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