Aright, this can't be. Someone make me laugh, NOW!

I cannot keep drowning in this depression... even the RT forum is full of drama tonight... so fucking gloomy. I know, me too. It's affecting me in an unnacceptable way!! One sad thing leads to a sad though and to a million sad thoughts and... I need some lightness, some positivity, some joking around... I can't go back to my job now for a drink, they're closing. Someone make me laugh, please!! I need to get out of this serious negativity.

 

i found this mildly funny u may smile?





and i found a pic of my old pig gordo eating a banana this may make u smile

 

Aww that's sweet. I did smile. To laugh I think I need to get high first.

 

^i'm blowing smoke at my computer for you, hope it gets you high..

 

I'll have a chat with you.

Where in Spain are you? I went traveling round Spain n Portugal this summer.

Also you look beautiful in your sig.

 

Take a pic of yourself smiling and post it up here

Not only would you have to smile by default, you'll make >me< and everyone that views it smile!!!!

Smoke after your already cheered up, really makes things better all around.

 

you guys are sweet..

anyways I would smoke pot but it's true I should wait until I really am laughing or else it'll just get worse..

and I'm currently living in Murcia..

 

When your down, your goal doesn't need to be instant bliss... this is how people get caught up in taking pills that make them shit keebler elves... but it only serves to remind you that you aren't in control, which at that point you aren't... and the pit gets deeper.

Just as simple as relaxing, and letting all the bad vibes just float away. Meditation works wonders. From there you can continue on to bliss, but you can't expect happiness to be an on/off switch... it wouldn't be so special if it was!

I like to sit in my car in the garage and listen to music - no matter my mood I can get in there by myself and level out.

At the end of the day it makes you a much stronger person . The world needs one more strong beautiful woman!

 

'Meow' means 'woof in cat'. -Carlin.

Heres a video.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government

And a story.

I used to be prescribed klonopin for anxiety. The stuff was really intense, and it was really fun to drink with. But after a certain point you can't remember anything.

So me, my friend Sean, his girlfriend Ashley, and my Ex Tay were all hanging out drinking. The girls went to bed early, so it was just me and my friend hanging out at his place drinking, so I popped out the klonopin. More and more we took.

I woke up the next day. Had no idea what went on, all I remember was hanging out with Sean. So I went out to my car. In my passanger seat was a black bag. Inside the bag were whipits, and a recipt for stockings, a thong, and condoms.

And my first thought was, oh my god, what the hell did I do to Seans ass?!

So it was a walk of intense shame all day. That evening I found out Ashley had gotten up, we had decided to go get whipits. In the process he had gotten that stuff for hisgirlfriend. But that whole day I had thought I was up all night having gay sex.

 

That story did give me a chuckle at least.

 

lol that story made me laugh

gotta watch that video now!

 

Watch this. Everyone likes the Lemonheads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrPTZ5hDKEc&NR=1

 

I try and control my emotions so they don't make me go nuts. Tonight was a really negative night, and it affected me in a way that I became negative myself... and I don't want that to happen. I know you can't be happy like that in a finger snap... but at least try and laugh will help all the negativity melt away. I don't like the seriousness of the moment. It's too intense, it's heavy like... I don't know. It's not that I can't deal with it, it's that I don't wanna. Why? You know? I used to be the opposite. It ruinned my life. You're right about pills though... I used to use drugs as a way of ignoring my pain cause I wasn't able to control my emotions on my own. Sometimes I still do. I am trying not to though. Eww this sounds so bad. Anyways let's not talk about it

 

I so wish I could watch the videos right now but my internet connection is soooooo slow... grrrrrr

 

lol I managed to load that video on skyzophrenics... hilarious. I love The Onion

 

i kinda just want to wallow right now actually
please do not make me laugh

 

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

is pretty hilarious too!

 

I'll have to wait til my internet works better to watch those.

anymore funny stories?

 

gabba gabba HEY!