Penis care

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by The World of Dan, Sep 16, 2004.

  1. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Well, not all the time, and not anymore (now that I spend more time specificly washing it).
     
  2. sexygames

    sexygames Member

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    My SO uses carex.

    Foxy
     
  3. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Why do uncircumsized men get so offended if someone makes a comment about their turtle dick?
     
  4. flake

    flake Member

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    maybe ebcause they know your dick is full of dry scaly skin?
     
  5. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Let me guess.......................you wear a turtle neck. Right?
     
  6. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Only ONCE a month? you surprise me :p
     
  7. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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  8. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Sorry, what was that shit_man, I can't hear tossers, you'll have to speak up....
     
  9. Bug_Man

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  10. teckieguy

    teckieguy Member

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    I wash it better when I know Im getting a bj from the wife :D
     
  11. Raving Sultan

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    At least this is a good idea for a new invention, the cock cleaner. moisterizes while cleaning your most loved member, now with suction action and easy to clean filter!
     
  12. flake

    flake Member

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    no i dont, i have a sry penis :(
     
  13. parnell

    parnell Member

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    Educated , intelligent and therefore ignored post on this forum. The penis internals are in many ways like the vaigna - you shouldnt put anything in there that will upset the pH. Excellent analogy with the eyelids my man. No wonder the US tops the impotency rates.
     

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