My karma ran over your dogma

Silly phrase, but appropriate and funny.
Anywho, since my previous karma thread seems to have vanished, I thought I'd start a new one.
So bring on the questions. To forestall the obvious: I'm 19, male, and a student at Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge (first year). I'm studying Ophthalmic Dispensing (go ahead and ask what that is, haha) and I intend to do a Masters in Contact Lenses.

 

*laughs heartily at thread title*

A perhaps entirely redundant question, but - what do you plan to do once you finish your degree?

And... if you were alone in the woods with Noel Edmonds and got attacked by a pair of wild dogs, what would you do?

 

Once I finish my degree, I'm gonna go into practice part-time as a dispensing optician/contact lens optician. The rest of the time, and hopefully it'll get bigger and bigger, I'm gonna be building up my Kinesiology & naturopathy practice.

And if I was attacked by dogs while in the woods with noel edmunds, I'd chuck that stupid goit at the dogs and leg it.

 

Your old thread will still be there, just a few pages back. Anywhoo, what do you think's changed in your life since you wrote that thread?

 

Ah.. I had the wrong display setting on, thought it'd been deleted or summat.
And blimey, loads has changed. let's see, I've:
- lost a girlfriend
- lost my purpose in life then found it again
- moved to Cambridge (nice city, shame I'll only be here for 4 years)
- gained some weight due to a lack of adequate motivation for healthy food

 

What if you both had your trousers round your ankles?

 

Are you implying something here?

I'd pull them up of course.

 

If you had the choise to be a stone, pebble or stick which would you be?

 

I'm not implying anything. Though what would you be doing alone in the woods with Noel Edmonds, both with your trousers round your ankles?

 

A stone. Pebbles are too small, sticks get burned in fires.

 

What question do you think i should ask next? after this one of course...

 

Whichever one you want to ask. of course

 

ummm but i cant think of anything oh no wait i remember

was it you who was gonna be an optician type person?
Or a dentist type person?

 

optician, yes. And still am; it's what i'm doing my degree in. (See top )

 

I actually looked at the top of this page and couldnt find it... *shame* then i figured it out.


Have you had any really really dumb moments?

 

Almost every day..
Like the time I was extracting about £60 worth of DXM.. I threw away the wrong layer. Ended up with yummy cherry-flavoured ammonia, but no drugs.

 

hahaha i dont know what DXM is but i can imagine that!! =D did you have to pay for the wastage? And do you know how to make rockets? only small ones... Not proper ones obviously

 

DXM is a hallucinogenic that's present in some cough syrups.. and I had to pay for the wastage cause I'd bought the precursors beforehand.
And no I don't know how to make rockets, explosives aren't my thing. Seen too many photos on t'Interweb of people who got it wrong.

 

we were doin it in physics yesterday. The only group that didnt finish

what music do you like??

And i cant believe i didnt think of that question earlier...

 

Hahaha... I like pretty much everything except pop and rap... psychedelic rock or psy-trance is my favourite though.