A desparate Plea to fellow stonies, I need all suggestions and info

(please forgive the looooong ass post but im trying to get the most accurate info as possible as there are so many differenting factors.Long story short, im an every day smoker of the doodoo and im dropping tomarrow for court and i havnt smoked for 7 days)

I am 5'11 or 5'12 and weigh 130 to 135 pounds (im a slank ass) and have a very high motabolism rate.

Well Tomarow at 1:30pm Im going to to court for the first time and of course they are going to be dropping me. I dont know much on what kind of tests they do,(i have been told many different things,and correct me if im wrong) but whats seems to be the most conclusive answer I have gotton is that they do a quick screening of ya piss and if your negetive with a healthy looking sample they dont do anything and if its dirty or looks diluted then they send it in for a gas chromatography test.

Im a very commited stonner as in smoke almost every day but I would support my self everyday threw smoking doodoo weed(commersh) for the past few or 4 months before I got busted (nov 9) continued to smoke until the 11th then didnt smoke at all untill the 16th then smoked off and on all the way up too Dec 2nd. Then took a few hits on the 3rd took the 4th off and then a few hits on the 5th. And I was only smokin doodoo (low mersh) if at best medium to high mersh:ack:. But Ever since the 5th I havnt smoked at all. I was on Ridalin for a couple weeks then on the 7th I was put on adderall, so then the next day, saturday I had an Adderall binge and took 70 or 75 mg's threw out the day(prescribed 5mg's)stayed up and walked around all night untill eairly morning(no sleep) and then ever since then I have been injesting 20mg or more of adderall every day, and that brings me to today in witch I injested 70mg to 80mg threwout the day and drank about 10oz every hour on the hour for about 4 hours pissing every time before I drank more. After I stopped precisly drinking I drank maybe 8 to 11oz of picklejuiceuke:. after that I layed low on the fluids in fear on dilution, but still have been drinking water and right now im drinking a cup of some hot green tea with 2 tea bags. Did a few jumping jack sesesions and ran as fast as I could around the corner, down the street and back to my house, it wasnt too far but it was enough to almost make me puke.
Its almost 11:00pm here in MI and im planning on staying up almost all night and try and do what I can(drink fluids workout and such) to make sure I dont drop dirty tomarow.
I need all of the suggestions possible getting as much imput as I can from you guys. I have been doing alot of research on the internet but there is so much conflicting data out there on what and what not to do thats its almost impossible to believe anything.

I am a committed stoner all the way and use cannabis to benifit my life mentally, not to be cool, not because its thing to do, and not to get fucked up, but too learn from every stonie session and it has showed me things that I would never see or think if I led a "Normal" life and it crushes me to know that I fell victim to War on Marijuana. Im 16 going on 17 in alittle more than a month so its juvinal court I would have to say.

But what should I be doing tonight to get clean and then what should I do tomarrow morning(should I eat?How much water?,what should I expect at court ect). And im not looking to dilute my piss or cheat in any way, im cleaning out so I for sure turnup negetive because the parents expect me to drop clean and dropping clean or not will determin anywhere from 3 months pro to maybe 8 or more months probation and I hope all I get is 3 months.

So Again I need all info and suggestions from you guys I hope I can help you guys out just as much out in the future with my stay.And just ask if you need any other info, this is very detremental. And do I even have a chance of dropping clean by any way possible?

Im new to this forum and I look forward to post with the rest of ya
(sorry for any anoying typos)

 

Wow that sucks. In any other situation I would suggest internal dilution, but 1. Your 2 days too late for increasing your creatine levels and 2. They perform a gas chromatography test(so probably for more than just creatine) based only on visual evidence(so perhaps even if the color was slightly off [hard to get around] ) .

I haven't heard the terms mersh and doodoo(LOL) before but I'm guessing from the context you mean low grade weed. That may help a little, but It would have helped much more if you had been exercising longer to burn out those THC metabolites. Sadly the water now will have VERY little effect on your metabolite concentration tomorrow. Drinking large amounts of water in a short period of time will only dilute your urine temporarily. There is a small chance that you will pass however, since you were smoking low grade weed(doing it everyday lowers the chance), stopped a week ago, and have a fast metabolism. Sorry, no real help from me. Good Luck.

 

Well one thing you have to take into account here is I have been taking amphetemines and amphetemines speed up your motabolizm so it would almost be like I was exercising. I dont know exactly how much they work but I have hear its boost motabolizm by 10% to 20%, or maybe it was more.......im not sure, but should I be eating or would it be better to fast because then my motabolism would really be burning the fat to replace food?

My parents take vitamins and have a whole arrsonal of them. Would it help to pop some antioxidant supplements at this point? And one Idea, Do you think its possible to sweat it all out tonight by putting maybe 3, 4, 5, or maybe even 6 layers of cloths consisting of jackets, sweatshirts, and what not and put heating pad under all of this and just sweat like crazy all night but at the same time drinking enough water so I dont die of heat stroke?

I sound a little silly probly but its for Mary Jane and I will do anything

Thanks for the imput man.

 

dude 5'12" = 6'0"

 

lol! i didn't catch sober.

Hope things went well for you today.

 

For future reference, its not a good idea to sweat the thc out directly before a test... much *more* is gonna be in your urine as a result.

There is a decent chance for passing though, all that binging could have "paid off"... although popping pills with big side efects to pass a drug test for a harmless herb makes absolutely no sense...as an employer thats not what I'd want my employees doing.

Vote for Ron Paul

 

Well I dropped clean for those pig fuckers, and im so glad im back to smoking weed again. They gave me 3 months probation with 2 screen tests and I took the first one today and passed! And 12 hours of community service witch I think isnt a bad thing at all, im going to serve poor people food at the mission , and $100 dolar court fee. I got off so fucking lucky and I have 48 days until my last drop. So its all good.

 

That's good that you passed, but I'd make sure to stay clean until your last test. It'd be a shame to have that 48 days turn into way more.

 

lol its spkrman

 

Congratz!

 

LOL @ at the 6 jackets thing.