Would you date your neighbor's Golden Retreiver...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Zoomie, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    ...if he was really, really hot and had lots of FU money?
     
    Zoomie, Dec 12, 2007
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  3. bird_migration

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    No, I do not date outside the human race.
     
    bird_migration, Dec 12, 2007
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  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I need proof of this assertion. Please post pics of you not dating any catalogued mammal or reptile.
     
    Zoomie, Dec 12, 2007
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  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Lol
     
    Cate8, Dec 12, 2007
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  9. bird_migration

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    Fine, I do date some mammals, reptiles and insects, but a Golden Retriever is below my standards.
     
    bird_migration, Dec 12, 2007
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  11. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I would fuck one, but there is no way I could actually have a relationship...thats just wrong
     
    seamonster66, Dec 12, 2007
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  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    not after the last time....
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Dec 12, 2007
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  15. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    no, i couldn't date a dog. they only have 4 inch dicks!

    (i know this only from reading it in a different thread the other day)
     
    green faerie, Dec 12, 2007
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  17. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    My dog already has something going on with the Golden Retreiver down the hall.
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 12, 2007
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  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    I knew it!!! But you'd date an insect before a loveable, loyal Golden Retreiver with FU money?

    I mean, I can see reptiles, they don't make any noise and don't get fur all over the furniture, but dude, insects are just so... so... insectile!

    Ew.
     
    Zoomie, Dec 12, 2007
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