would you date a midget?

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  1. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    as a follow up to "would you date a short person?"

    http://i2.digiguide.com/up/1192474800000-589093-TheSmallestPeopleinTheWorld-1191579114015.jpg

    more specifically, a primordial dwarf? (the two people on either side are primordial dwarves, i believe that at least the woman on the left is an adult)

    i specified because primordial dwarves are the smallest type of dwarf.

    i know i would, i think it would be awesome.

    the only thing is, they have very nasal-y, childlike voices. that might bother me a bit.
     
  2. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    I've thought about it, before.

    I think I would date a short statured person, sure. :)
     
  3. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    OMG SCARY

    there was just THIS NIGHT a doco on primordial dwarves on tv

    It finished like an hour ago

    :O
     
  4. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    whoa!
     
  5. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i thought a midget was a short person...wouldn't the follow up be "would you date a tall person?"
    i have a feeling that'll pop up soon enough :D
     
  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    ghod i'd love to have. my mom was less then a foot over, and my dad only a few inches taller then her. and i'm about the same size he was.

    i really find short women MUCH MORE attractive, generally. not wishing to bring sadness to the tall either, just finding/seeing it to be absurdly much over praised.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  7. crankyelbow

    crankyelbow Makes Music

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    Oh the craziness in bed that would be....

    I'd like to try multiple midgets, that would be a blast.
     
  8. elayne

    elayne no longer available

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    My bestest buddy here at work is a midget (he prefers to be called "small person"), and he has the BIGGEST heart of anyone I know! For some reason he took to me right away when I started this job, and he looks out for me. I just love him! :)
     
  9. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    oh that is so way kewl... you should bring him up to visit .... you think he would be opposed to standin in the corner for a few minutes just to satisfy my sick humor whilst here? :) or perhaps sit on the bridge wif a fishin pole just so i can take a picture?
     
  10. elayne

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    LOL We could hang out on the farm, huh? Sounds like fun! I'm sure he would be game, he has a great sense of humor. Sometimes it is a very dry humor, so alot of people don't catch it, and that just cracks me up. I just stand back and watch some of them walk away shaking their heads, with no clue what he just said.
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Yes! Yes! Fuck yes!

    It'd be like fucking an 8 year old child!

    Yes! Yes! Yes!
     
  12. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    aw you beautiful sunshiney person :D
    would you like to borrow my van? :D
     
  13. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    No, but I'd sleep with her and then tell her I still wanted to be friends.

    But then would never call.
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    the world needs more guys like you
     
  15. elayne

    elayne no longer available

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    BAD DOG!!! :$
     
  16. ripple

    ripple Member

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    Would I date a midget?

    Only so long as they werent a ****** ;)
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Hah! :D
     
  18. green faerie

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    more like a 2 year old, really.

    you sick bastard. ;)
     
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