Would you have many filthy sexual intercourse sessions with a homo neanderthalensis?

well then i hope you aren't offended when i say i hope i never meet you.

 

I'm SO LONELY!!!!

 

i...im sorry...i...*starts towards you to hug you but hesitates in fear of being molested*

 

Oh... so you know that trick do you?

 

yes, you almost had me though.

baked goods and candy usually work better for baiting me than evoking pity does.

 

Stiiiiicky buns... I've got stiiiiicky buns...
See? I'm not creepy at all!!!

 

oh god...sticky buns...

*inches closer cautiously*

do they have icing?

 

Uhhh... yeah! Of course they do!

 

*runs towards you full speed while shouting...*

my sticky buuuunnnnns!

*tackles you, grabs the buns and runs away to a safe distance to eat them*

 

Ha ha! The joke's on you! I lied! There's no icing!

 

NOOOOOO!!!!

*falls to her knees and shakes her fist at the sky*

WHY GOD, WHY?!

 

Enjoy your old, hard and semi-tasteless sticky buns that I got for 50 cents from the week-old section at the dodgiest bakery in town.

I'm going to see if I can't say hi to the pizza guy I just called... in the only way I know how...

Good night!

 

meanie! tricking me with your nasty sticky buns.

haha, poor pizza guy. just be sure to give him an extra big tip.

 

They are known in Russia as "Almas" In the late 1800s, a hunting party came across a young female that they were able to capture alive. She was named "Zana". The man who kept her ended up mating with her and they had three children, two boys and a girl. The hybrid Homo neanderthalensis-sapiens had very heavy brows, broad flat noses, hairy bodies and were very powerful. The last surviving son died in 1954.

To answer your question, yes, but it wouldn't necessarily have to be filthy sex.

So don't be so arrogant to say with absolute certainty that there are no more Neanderthals. You just don't know that to be fact.

 

yiiiikes.

 

got pics?

 

got milk?

 

Do we have anything in common?


Maybe while riding on top of a pterodactyl.

 

I wouldn't have sex with a hairy beast no

 

Me & my neandrathal bride would have, like 5 kids, & teach them all to play instruments, & then get a big school-bus, paint it black, & be the metal partridge family.