Finally there is a heaven yay a quiz

so this quiz was stolen form myspace, but i guess it was fun doing
why don't you try doing it too

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: September or April
a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
a time of day I would be: 08:00 AM
a planet I would be: Saturn
a sea animal I would be: ohh a Mermaid *lol*
a direction I would be: North
a piece of furniture I would be: A bed you will always be warm right
a sin I would be: *folds arms I dont want to be a sin what fun could you possibly have?* ..um pride :&
a historical figure I would be: dont think I am brave enough oh Christopher Columbus he travelled *dreams*
a liquid I would be:! Piss no . water
a tree I would be: a tree in the Amazonian rainforest or a simple sycamore or Teak tree
a flower/plant I would be: a 4 or 3 leaved clover
a kind of weather I would be: Rain
a musical instrument I would be: a voice
an animal I would be: A kangaroo steal peoples properties and watch them run after me well I dont know what animal I would be.
a color I would be: grey
a vegetable I would be: umpeas
a sound I would be: *sighs* - um the sound of waves
a car I would be: dont care
a song I would be: ..
a book I would be: probably a childrens book yay I would love to make them happy
a food I would be: umPeas I guess
a place I would be: somewhere beautiful and not lonelywow I feel silly.
a material I would be: flesh no cotton
a taste I would be: fruit
a scent I would be: haaha hard cant think
a word I would be: Jazzin I think I use this word a lot
an object I would be: toothpaste cant imaging life without this stuff ha ha
a body part I would be: eyes
a facial expression I would be: a happy smile
a cartoon character I would be: there is not a lot of women superheros oh I would be Garfield I love that cat - or Kerrangs Pandora
a number I would be: 2 i guess

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: July
a day of the week I would be: Friday
a time of day I would be: 4:40pm...hahah an extra 20 mins and I'd be baked...
a planet I would be: Neptune
a sea animal I would be: Manta Ray
a direction I would be: North
a piece of furniture I would be: A futon
a sin I would be: oooh...adultery...
a historical figure I would be:
a liquid I would be:! absinthe
a tree I would be: a redwood
a flower/plant I would be: ayahuasca vine
a kind of weather I would be: Rain
a musical instrument I would be: tabla
an animal I would be: a moroccan raccoon...
a color I would be: green
a vegetable I would be: beets
a sound I would be: humming...
a car I would be: VW electric van
a song I would be: Afro Blue

Okay, I'm not going to fill them all out, but here's the first few...

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: November or October
a day of the week I would be: Saturday
a time of day I would be: 4:25
a planet I would be: venus
a sea animal I would be: starfish! or a jellyfish
a direction I would be: south
a piece of furniture I would be: a chez lounge
a sin I would be: idunno
a historical figure I would be: joan of arc, of course
a liquid I would be: water from the river Nile
a tree I would be: a willow
a flower/plant I would be: a sunflower
a kind of weather I would be: wind!
a musical instrument I would be: harmonica
an animal I would be: a hummingbird
a color I would be: green
a vegetable I would be: home-grown carrots
a sound I would be: billie holiday's voice
a car I would be: i'd be a bike
a song I would be: sugar magnolia? pfft idunno...or hey mama wolf
a book I would be: good
a food I would be: une pomme
a place I would be: someplace beautiful. with a river/stream. and lots of flowers and no bugs...besides ladybugs
a material I would be: dunno
a taste I would be: good
a scent I would be: eucalyptis!
a word I would be: rad
an object I would be: stylish yet useful
a body part I would be: the iris
a facial expression I would be: a smirk
a cartoon character I would be: shaggy
a number I would be: eh

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: January
a day of the week I would be: Saturday
a time of day I would be: 4:00
a planet I would be: Uranus
a sea animal I would be: crab
a direction I would be: South
a piece of furniture I would be: Chair
a sin I would be: ...murder...lol
a historical figure I would be: John Alden, my ancestor, duh!
a liquid I would be: water
a tree I would be: red oak
a flower/plant I would be: ganja
a kind of weather I would be: snow
a musical instrument I would be: trumpet
an animal I would be: lion
a color I would be: green
a vegetable I would be: carrot
a sound I would be: reegae
a car I would be: I hate cars, hybrid
a song I would be: Blowin' in the wind
a book I would be: Roots
a food I would be: blue crab meat
a place I would be: Africa
a material I would be: H20
a taste I would be: a good one
a scent I would be: a good smelling one
a word I would be: Peace
an object I would be: bowl
a body part I would be: ear
a facial expression I would be: baked
a cartoon character I would be: Space Ghost
a number I would be: 3

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: September
a day of the week I would be: wednesday
a time of day I would be: noon o'clock
a planet I would be: Neptune
a sea animal I would be: greenland shark
a direction I would be: north by northwest
a piece of furniture I would be: a chesterfield
a sin I would be: envy
a historical figure I would be: Henry Hudson...he got mutinied
a liquid I would be: boron
a tree I would be: birch
a flower/plant I would be: darwin's 12 inch orchid
a kind of weather I would be: thunder storm
a musical instrument I would be: jug
an animal I would be: puffin
a colour I would be: purple
a vegetable I would be: beans
a sound I would be: pine burning
a car I would be: jalopy
a song I would be: the transfiguration (by sufjan stevens), cause it is my favourite song ATM
a book I would be: the shroud of the thwacker
a food I would be: tomatoa
a place I would be:


a material I would be: muffin material
a taste I would be: orange cranberry
a scent I would be: orange cranberry
a word I would be: balloon juice
an object I would be: stapler
a body part I would be: the ridge/dip between your nose and upper lip
a facial expression I would be: neutral
a cartoon character I would be: batman from "batman: the animated series"
a number I would be: q

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: August
a day of the week I would be: Friday
a time of day I would be: 4:20
a planet I would be: Saturn
a sea animal I would be: Seahorse
a direction I would be: North
a piece of furniture I would be:Egg chair
a sin I would be: um
a historical figure I would be: Joan of Arc
a liquid I would be:Water
a tree I would be: Dogwood tree
a flower/plant I woud be: Daisey
a kind of weather I would be: Rain
a musical instrument I would be: Didgeridoo
an animal I would be: Frog
a color I would be: Green
a vegetable I would be: Asparagus
a sound I would be: Rain
a car I would be: VW Bus
a song I would be: 3 Saturday Afternoon Plans
a book I would be: Le Petit Prince
a food I would be: Grape
a place I would be: Space
a material I would be: metal
a taste I would be:Sweet
a scent I would be: Wet Pavement
a word I would be: Electric
an object I would be:Pencil
a body part I would be: Hands
a facial expression I would be: Delight
a cartoon character I would be: Woodstock
a number I would be:4

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: september
a day of the week I would be: friday
a time of day I would be: 00:57
a planet I would be: neptune
a sea animal I would be: sea cucumber! I'm all about spitting out my digestive system on a whim...
a direction I would be: south-west
a piece of furniture I would be: a stone. to sit on.
a sin I would be: adultery!!
a historical figure I would be: one of the filthy Finnegans, probably
a liquid I would be: water. clean.
a tree I would be: an orange tree
a flower/plant I would be: poppy
a kind of weather I would be: cloudy. with a chance of tofu-balls.
a musical instrument I would be: sitar
an animal I would be: capybara
a color I would be: orange
a vegetable I would be: sugar-snap pea
a sound I would be: wind blowing
a car I would be: I wouldn't be! I'd be a bicycle.
a song I would be: jamming!
a book I would be: Der kleine Hobbit
a food I would be: mango
a place I would be: Baden-Württemberg
a material I would be: hemp
a taste I would be: fruit
a scent I would be: new grass
a word I would be: peace
an object I would be: a bead
a body part I would be: eyes
a facial expression I would be: big happy smile
a cartoon character I would be: hammie
a number I would be: 6

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: July
a day of the week I would be: Friday
a time of day I would be: 7 am
a planet I would be: Venus
a sea animal I would be: Starfish
a direction I would be: East
a piece of furniture I would be: a bed
a sin I would be: hm...
a historical figure I would be: Alexander
a liquid I would be: Red Wine
a tree I would be: cedar
a flower/plant I woud be: daisy
a kind of weather I would be: morning sunshine
a musical instrument I would be: violin
an animal I would be: butterfly
a color I would be: red
a vegetable I would be: tomato
a sound I would be: the sound of piano
a car I would be: VW yellow bug
a song I would be: LA woman
a book I would be: The Picture Of Dorian Gray
a food I would be: Strawberry
a place I would be: Sky
a material I would be: wood
a taste I would be: strawberry
a scent I would be: spring
a word I would be: bright
an object I would be: a book
a body part I would be: lips
a facial expression I would be: closed eyes smile
a cartoon character I would be: Tinker Bell
a number I would be:7

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: December
a day of the week I would be: friday
a time of day I would be: midnight
a planet I would be: Venus
a sea animal I would be: A dolphin
a direction I would be: West
a piece of furniture I would be: Bean bag chair
a sin I would be: Lust
a historical figure I would be: Lady Godiva
a liquid I would be: Tequila!
a tree I would be: A willow tree
a flower/plant I would be: Sun flower
a kind of weather I would be: Thunderstorm
a musical instrument I would be: Spanish Guitar
an animal I would be: A fawn
a color I would be: Turquoise
a vegetable I would be: sweet potato.. I love sweet potato!
a sound I would be: the water dripping off my paddle as I canoe
a car I would be: 1973 hemi Baracudda
a song I would be: Redemption Song by Bob Marley
a book I would be: Howl by Allen Ginsburg
a food I would be: Freshly baked bread..
a place I would be: le Champs Elysees
a material I would be: Clean white linen
a taste I would be: A dry red wine
a scent I would be: Lingering campfire
a word I would be: Namaste...
an object I would be: A burning Candle
a body part I would be: a womyn's hands... so soft , yet so strong..
a facial expression I would be: pure ecstacy
a cartoon character I would be: strawberry shortcake
a number I would be: 6

 

a month I would be:May
a day of the week I would be: Friday
a time of day I would be: 07:00 PM...or whatever
a planet I would be: Jupiter
a sea animal I would be:dolphin...so romantic...lol
a direction I would be: East
a piece of furniture I would be:not very sure bout that
liquid I would be: water
a tree I would be:apple
a flower/plant I would be:Iris
a kind of weather I would be: rain
a musical instrument I would be: guitar
an animal I would be:some kind of bird,so i can fly in the big sky
a color I would be: orange
a vegetable I would be:dont know really
a sound I would be:the sound of guitar man
a car I would be: dont know
a song I would be: Led Zeppelins "Rock And Roll"
a book I would be: Kama Sutra haha,nah maybe the Celestine prophecy.love this book.
a food I would berange
a place I would be: a river
a material I would be: dont know
a taste I would berange haha
a scent I would be:ummmm...dont know again
a word I would be:natural
an object I would be: a vase i guess
a body part I would be: eyes or hair
a facial expression I would be: the laughing like crazy face
a cartoon character I would be:that billy from Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy.It`s hillarious
a number I would be: 5
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so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: DECEMBER
a day of the week I would be: SATURDAY
a time of day I would be: EARLY MORNIN'
a planet I would be: EARTH
a sea animal I would be: SEAHORSE
a direction I would be: WEST
a piece of furniture I would be: A RECORD PLAYER
a sin I would be: LUST
a historical figure I would be: JANIS JOPLIN
a liquid I would be:! VODKA
a tree I would be: A DOGWOOD
a flower/plant I would be: LILLY OF THE VALLEY
a kind of weather I would be: SUNNY W/ OVERCAST
a musical instrument I would be: ACOUSTIC GUITAR
an animal I would be: A CAT
a color I would be: PURPLE
a vegetable I would be: PEAS
a sound I would be: A JIMMY PAGE GUITAR RIFF ON KASHMIR
a car I would be: VW VAN
a song I would be: LITTLE RED ROOSTER--->THE GRATEFUL DEAD
a book I would be: BOB DYLAN--->THE CHRONICLES
a food I would be: VEGGIE PIZZA W/ EXTRA MUSHROOMS AND SUNDRIED TOMATOS!
a place I would be: SAN FRANCISCO
a material I would be: SILK
a taste I would be: MINT
a scent I would be: PATCHOULI
a word I would be: FAR OUT
an object I would be: A PEACE SIGN
a body part I would be: EYES
a facial expression I would be: A HAPPY DRUNK FACE
a cartoon character I would be: CHEER BEAR
a number I would be: 21

 

a month I would be: MARCH
a day of the week I would be: FRIDAY
a time of day I would be: 4:20 PM
a planet I would be: VENUS
a sea animal I would be: JELLYFISH
a direction I would be: WEST
a piece of furniture I would be: BEAN BAG CHAIR
a sin I would be: ADDCITION
a historical figure I would be: MOUNTAIN GIRL
a liquid I would be: ORANGE JUICE
a tree I would be: MAGNOLIA
a flower/plant I woud be: MIMOSA
a kind of weather I would be: COOL & PARTLY SUNNY
a musical instrument I would be: DIGERIDOO
an animal I would be: CAT
a color I would be: PURPLE
a fruit I would be: STRAWBERRY
a sound I would be: TRILL
a car I would be: KEN KESEY'S FURTHUR BUS
a song I would be: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN
a book I would be: THE HOBBIT
a food I would be: GRANOLA BAR
a place I would be: CALIFORNIA
a material I would be: COTTON
a taste I would be: TANGY
a scent I would be: PATCHOULI
a word I would be: AWESOME
an object I would be: MY GUITAR
a body part I would be: EYES
a facial expression I would be: LAUGHTER
a cartoon character I would be: PLUTO
a number I would be: THREE

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: June
a day of the week I would be: Saturday
a time of day I would be: 8 am
a planet I would be: Earth
a sea animal I would be: blue whale
a direction I would be: west
a piece of furniture I would be: a bed
a sin I would be: lust
a historical figure I would be: leonardo da vinci
a liquid I would be:! water
a tree I would be: a redwood
a flower/plant I would be: a forget-me-not
a kind of weather I would be: sunny days
a musical instrument I would be: a violin
an animal I would be: a horse
a color I would be: yellow
a vegetable I would be: venus fly trap
a sound I would be: voices
a car I would be: a jeep wrangler
a song I would be: emiliana torrini's "lifesaver"
a book I would be: invisible man by ralph ellison
a food I would be: sunflower seeds
a place I would be: a beach
a material I would be: wool
a taste I would be: fruity
a scent I would be: fruity
a word I would be: a badass :H
an object I would be: a solar panel
a body part I would be: eyes
a facial expression I would be: awe
a cartoon character i would be: stewie
a number I would be: 13

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: May
a day of the week I would be: Saturday
a time of day I would be: 10 pm
a planet I would be: Earth
a sea animal I would be: a narwhal
a direction I would be: north
a piece of furniture I would be: a chair
a sin I would be: desire
a historical figure I would be: julius cesar
a liquid I would be:! wine
a tree I would be: an old pine
a flower/plant I would be: a tulip
a kind of weather I would be: a foggy autumn day
a musical instrument I would be: a bass guitar
an animal I would be: a bird
a color I would be: green
a vegetable I would be: an eggplant (that's right bitches)
a sound I would be: music
a car I would be: a volkswagen camper
a song I would be: my little town - simon and garfunkel
a book I would be: Le Grand Secret- René Barjavel
a food I would be: pizza
a place I would be: a beach
a material I would be: cotton
a taste I would be: sour
a scent I would be: sweet
a word I would be: thought
an object I would be: a book
a body part I would be: eyes
a facial expression I would be: suprise
a cartoon character i would be: tintin
a number I would be: 79

 

a month I would be: March. all over the goddamn place.
a day of the week I would be: Thursday.
a time of day I would be: 11:12pm, 6:07am
a planet I would be: Neptune
a sea animal I would be: a SHRIMP, obviously. I adore shrimps.
a direction I would be: East meets West.
a piece of furniture I would be: comfortable.
a sin I would be: envy.
a historical figure I would be: Mark Twain. He's historical enough.
a liquid I would be: Dew.
a tree I would be: Cedar or Walnut, possibly Tamarack.
a flower/plant I would be: forget-me-nots.
a kind of weather I would be: fog on a summer's morning, or a refreshing breeze.
a musical instrument I would be: a jew's harp, or something made with a gourd. .
an animal I would be: a human.
a color I would be: grassy green
a vegetable I would be: braindead. otherwise, okra.
a sound I would be: birds chirping
a car I would be: disgusted with myself. Regardless, an '89 Jetta.
a song I would be: So Many Roads (preferably the Keller version)
a book I would be: Walden Pond makes the most sense.
a food I would be: Wild game, probably. When it's still living. I could handle being a lime, however, or avocado.
a place I would be: Port Ryerse.
a material I would be: hemp. how cliché.
a taste I would be: sweet and sour, mostly likely. I'd prefer to taste like spring water or fresh raspberries, really.
a scent I would be: cucumber or honeydew melon
a word I would be: "free"
an object I would be: a photograph
a body part I would be: wrists
a facial expression I would be: wide eyed and deep in thought.
a cartoon character I would be: Jughead Jones.
a number I would be: 4

 

YES.

 

a month I would be: december.. in the southern hemisphere. (christmas and summer in one!)
a day of the week I would be: Sat!
a time of day I would be: midnight.
a planet I would be: Pluto
a sea animal I would be: Mahi Mahi
a direction I would be: North
a piece of furniture I would be: a lounge chair
a sin I would be: lust
a historical figure I would be: betty paige... thats entertainment history?
a liquid I would be: whiskey
a tree I would be: weeping willow
a flower/plant I would be: casablanca lillies.
a kind of weather I would be: a light drizzle
a musical instrument I would be: a djembe.
an animal I would be: a bird
a color I would be: crimson
a vegetable I would be: a.. mushroom...
a sound I would be: a song
a car I would be: one that runs on alternative fuel.
a song I would be: the golden road
a book I would be: nonfiction
a food I would be: eaten all night long. .. um.. haha
a place I would be: the sf bay
a material I would be: a natural fiber.
a taste I would be: coffee
a scent I would be: patchouli
a word I would be: "peaceful"
an object I would be: an old love letter lost in a dusty attic
a body part I would be: lips
a facial expression I would be: a quirky grin and bright eyes
a cartoon character I would be: Betty Boop
a number I would be: 5

 

so IF I WERE...

a month I would be: October
a day of the week I would be: Friday
a time of day I would be: Midnight
a planet I would be: Mars
a sea animal I would be: Shark
a direction I would be: West
a piece of furniture I would be: Rocking chair
a sin I would be: Sloth
a historical figure I would be: Jack The Ripper
a liquid I would be: Rum
a tree I would be: Elm
a flower/plant I would be: Venus fly trap
a kind of weather I would be: Warm and sunny
a musical instrument I would be: Piano
an animal I would be: Lion
a color I would be: Purple
a vegetable I would be: Corn
a sound I would be: Thunder
a car I would be: 1954 Cadillac
a song I would be: Canon in D major
a book I would be: Animal Farm- George Orwell
a food I would be: Tomato
a place I would be: A private island
a material I would be: Cotton
a taste I would be: Candy
a scent I would be: Jasmine
a word I would be: Groovy
an object I would be: Book
a body part I would be: Eyes
a facial expression I would be: Unemotional
a cartoon character I would be: Daffy Duck
a number I would be: 4

 

so IF I WERE...
a month I would be: June. Just 'cause that's when I was born.
a day of the week I would be: Tuesday.
a time of day I would be: 1:00 A.M.
a planet I would be: Pluto.
a sea animal I would be: A jellyfish.
a direction I would be: West.
a piece of furniture I would be: A futon.
a sin I would be: Lust.
a historical figure I would be: Hmm, probably a mad writer.
a liquid I would be: Alcohol.
a tree I would be: A bonsai tree.
a flower/plant I would be: A blossom on a tree.
a kind of weather I would be: A violent thunderstorm.
a musical instrument I would be: A harmonica.
an animal I would be: A mouse.
a color I would be: Gray.
a vegetable I would be: A potato.
a sound I would be: A stifled scream.
a car I would be: An old beat up one.
a song I would be: Oh, probably something loud and angry by a punk band. Or something melancholy by.. Bright Eyes.
a book I would be: A bizarre mixture of The Bell Jar & 1984.
a food I would be: Chips & salsa.
a place I would be: A rainforest.
a material I would be: Cotton.
a taste I would be: Asprin.
a scent I would be: Rubbing alcohol.
a word I would be: Foolish.
an object I would be: A bone. From a skeleton. No, not an erect penis.
a body part I would be: A single eyelash.
a facial expression I would be: A raised eyebrow.
a cartoon character I would be: Haha. Oh, lord, I just don't know.
a number I would be: Four.

 

Pluto is not a planet!!!!!!!