Taking weed on plane?

Im going to Cali for vacation and i wanna try to take some weed with me

if i stick it in a film bottle and keep it in my pants or underwear will i get caught?

I dont know if they have drug dogs that smell for weed

im taking about 1/8

 

anal smuggliing m8

 

yea keep it next to your nuts and your good. just dont give them a reason to search you. THEN your screwed.

 

u could also ductape it to ur nuts, so if they feel you they will just think u have a swollen ball. theres the swallowing condom with weed method too. erm... ur sock too?

 

hey X Carlos, just letting you know that these guys are being sarcastic and taking the weed with you on the plan is a god awful, terrible, horrendous idea, and you will get caught... so.. uhh.. don't do it.

 

i wasn't being sarcastic >.<
are they gonna grab your nuts and be like "OKAY... YOU! get ass naked, BITCH"

 

What you really gotta worry about is...


SNAKESONDAPLANE!





..lol...

 

i wouldn't take weed on an airplane. i'd be way to paranoid, especially going through customs, although when i flew to daytona i didn't see anybody getting checked or anything, just going through normally.

 

Enough is ENOUGH!, I'v had it with these MOTHAFUCKEN SNAKES on this MOTHAFUCKEN PLANE. Im bout to open this fucken window.

classic.

 

how will i get caught? do they have dogs or special sensors?

 

Haha, I want to see someone try to go through with a snake.

 

bah, you wont get caught, just ductape that muthafucka to your crotch, but make sure that you dont have any keys or change in your pocket. or you could try hiding it in your carry on bag. i know they go through that xray thing, but if you put like a hollow toy soldier or something in there, and stuffed your 1/8 in it, you would be fine.

 

I have taken weed on a plane it is not that big a deal the security is a joke

 

all this right beside you stuff is a crazy idea well for me it would be anyways i know that they would be able to see it in my eyes that i would be nervous as fuck
i know this sounds bad but the only like perfect way is rectal man but this again sounds disgusting put it in like 3 hours befor you get to the airport so you are used to the feeling if that is possible
or there is always the perfect idea of get a thing of tennis balls make a small cut in one of them put the weed in it then duck tape it from the inside put it back in the tennis ball tube with 2 other perfect tennis balls and put it on your normal lugage that goes in the lugage area

 

what happens if you wear jeans with the metal zipper and button you cant get around that without taking your pants off can you? i would say tape it to you leg right by ur nuts and just act normal like a family vacation. if you have shit in ur pockets you just give it to them before you walk though. but i really wonder about the metal on jeans ive never been through it before.

 

Mate,
Buy a cake of soap...Cut in half and hollow it out...stick your weed in the hollowed out section...join the soap back together (just by adding water) and stick it in your toiletries bag.
Soap masks the smell of dope.
Easy...Let me know what you think!

 

there is nothing to worry about with your jeans unless the button is steel just were a copper button and you will be all good

 

Umm... you're going to california. I heard they might have some weed there, perhaps you should just purchase some...?

 

Ya, cuase it's that easy to find a new hook up in a strange place.

 

I'm in no way suggesting you do this, but a friend of mine used to do this. He would compressed a SMALL amount of weed in a red balloon tie it and put it in his mouth while he was passing security. Once in the plane he would take it out and thendo it again upon his arrival. He never had a problem with it, he told me because he wanted me to bring him some weed one time I was in NY, but that's just not my thing.