stoned at school storys thread.

Today I went to art baked and then my band teacher asked me if I had pink eye! LOL! I didnt know they got that red, thank god i have visine.

 

I went to university high today. 3 hrs of Administrative Commercial Studies went by a lot faster, thank god.

 

i went to school one day reall y baked , like one of the first times, and i swear to god EVERY one knew i was high, and they were all ooking at me, i know i was just paronoid but it was fuciing insane, my math class had turned into a auction for alligator boxes,i laughed forever and didnt get caugt-i love smokingat school

 

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hehe...i went to a human sexuality class baked off my ass, and this big girl, with this enormous ass, and silky looking pants that just hugged the bouncing cauliflower it surrounded, that it looked like bouncing jello-ey looking cauliflowery looking celluite and she just stood in front of me for what seemed liked forever, the whole time i was gigglilng half loud to my self cuz i couldn't quit watching her ass and all within it jiggle for like 2 minutes at least, and for the rest of the class i just sat there and laughed to myself while everybody around me just starred at me...hehe...i swear it was almost mezmorizing, it just bounced and jiggled and bounced some more, looked like she had two midgets in her drawers......hehe....that was funny as hell...hehe

 

i dont go to school baked....i have to sleep more in the morning and i dont find it fun to go high since there are so many assholes in my classes....

 

hahahahahaha, my lord, man! you just got my laugh juices going, you know, that description was wild!

 

well I not proud of this, I got baked during a class in high, it my junior yeah. it was in my meter/wood shop class. we used to make pipes in the class, hell even the teacher did it, but he did it after the class, it was the last of class. we olny did this maybe 2 or 3 times during the semister because the teacher smelled the smoke and call a dean, never really bad happen.

whats funny about this one time, my mom picked my up one day after class and I so stoned, I tired not giggle about the radio. good time,good times

 

Never go high on the first day of school. I didn't know what the hell the teachers were talking about and shit. I kept having to go "Wait, what are we doing?" and shit like that. It was fucking funny.

 

Haha...you're opposite what I think. I'm pretty good about handling myself stoned and I usually don't get blazed to hell when I go to school, so I'd rather go stoned on the first day and have them assume I'm just like that normally

 

I didn't even try to get high before school, it just kinda happened. And it was awkward.

 

That's what I'm going for.... then maybe when I come sober they will think im sick or something and let me sleep without bitching.

I don't have much of a story, although Once i got blazed as fuck, came to school ,my first period had a sub. that could hardly speak english, and my friend had a bottle of 160proof (rum?) mixed w/ some mellow yellow. so that was an awseome day.

 

Dude, I use to go to school high ALL the time. It always made the day go by so much faster which I could never understand why (maybe cause I'd like space out). I have times when I would laugh my ass off for the most random shit (it just seemed so hilarious at the time). A highly recommend going to school blazed.

 

dude every friday i tell myself im gonna focus at school next week. then monday mornin rolls up and the homies are like dude i got dank lets go smoke. end up going to first period fucked. then i end up leavin to go smoke a lunch. its a never ending cycle of smoking. no wonder my grades suck

 

I smoke everyday before school and my first period class is actually my highest grade (French)
Math is hard to do high I think, but other then that I don't really think weed hurts grades too much.

 

man i got high before finals and i got all a's on them and i was like what the hell.

 

i've only gone to school high twice, once durign real school and a weird lady was talking to the classabout some weird shit. she got on the topic of highschool and mentioned stoners, AND LOOKED RIGHT AT ME. i thought lazers were going to shoot from her eyes and suck all the thc out of my system.

The other time was durign our school's speech tournament, i skipped a round to get high, then when i got bakc it was time for the next one. My job was to time debate, but it's so goddamned boring i fell asleep. When the round was over the judge shook me awake and was laughing his ass off. I had been snoring really loudly and rather than waking me up he had them debate to it. Then he said he hadn't laughed that hard in years and left. So i went home and ate some cereal....

that's how most of my stories end

 

since skool has started this year i have been high everyday i love it except one day i somked this werid middies and it made my eyes so red see my eyes usally dont egt red i have to smoke like 5 bowls of qaulity dank welll i smoke one bolw of this shit before skool i swaer to god i had no white in my eye at all and i had no visine and no one else had any it sucked i was so paraniod i could see veryone looking at me when i walked down the hall it sucked but ortehr than that i love going to skool high sry about it benign so long but i am fuckin ripped rite now

peace out

 

ive never gone to school stoned...im a bit of a pussy...i might take a resin hit before school on monday...i dont know yet...but im deffinatly blazing before school on 4/20..cant wait.

 

going to skool high is so damn fun me and my friends did it so much last year...i remember standing up and telling my english teacher that she was being a damn bitch and then getting suspended lol

during our finals at our school you didnt have to take them if you got an advanced on your state sols(standard of learning standardized tests) me and my friends didnt have to take any finals but instead of giving us the day off they said we had to stay in the auditorium all day...after about 2 hours we got bored and just walked out and went to the woods near the school and got really stoned and then me and my friend went to the gas station to get munchies and got lost on our way back and it took us a damn hour to get back when the gas station was like 15 minutes walk away from our spot. when we got back we decided we werent that hungry yet and so we smoked more and more and more bowl after damn bowl and then we ate our food! it was a great time

GO TO SCHOOL HIGH, LAUGH YOUR ASSS OFF,HAVE FUN!!!