All these quizzes.

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? I would only wear a tie-dyed shirt if it were made from the blood of Jerry Garcia and the piss of Phil Collins.
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? No. Sadly, I was out of blood and piss that week.
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?Yes.
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?All the time.
30. What was the trick if you have?There are too many to name.
31. Do you like taking quizzes?No.
32. If not why are you filling this one out?Because I've nothing better to do, so I thought, what the hell.
33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?Not really.
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?In his fucking dreams he's a great president.
35. Do you think you could do better?Well, of course. I'd be the most awesome president ever.
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?All the time.
37. Are you a worry-wart?No.
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?Indeed.
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?No.
40. Why are you where you are?My mom is a psychotic bitch who refuses to let me go anywhere else.
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?I have no clue.
42. Have you bothered to even look?Not really.
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?No, but that would be fucking awesome.
44. Do you pop pills often?I used to. Not so much anymore, though. I keep it to about 28 a day.
45. Do you like cheese?Depends.
46. Do you like your clothes to match?If they match when I throw them on, it doesn't bother me. But, I don't purposely match them.
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? No.
48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?Hahahahahaha. No. If I fart, I claim it. Everyone else always blames it on me.
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?Oh yea.
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?Problem? No, I don't have a problem with it.
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?You're alright. I don't hate you, I don't love you. But, you need sunscreen.

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? ummmm not sure... i havent had one in a while

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? ummm first of all... i don't believe in the devil or angels... but if your talking about the good side and bad side then I have both... and not sure which side i listen to more...

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? nope.. why have you??? what a tricky question

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? ummm well right now it's 10:18 pm my time... so really nothing except hanging around the house being bored or maybe write

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? depends on what is happening or for what? i mean my mood and self esteem changes a lot!

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? i think they were both made at the same time... lol

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? i don't believe in God.... all science... everything just happened... I don't believe in a greater power greate then yourself....

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? store baught

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? organized although I do have my off days

10. Are you a pack rat? sometimes when i'm walking around town...

11. Do you have a cell phone?nope

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

13. Who is your best friend? Why? Joann and Kara and Scotty and Dillan.... lol... mostly Joann though. because they are all very different in their own ways.. fun to hang around with... great tpo talk to...

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?of course... I have many guy friends with no sexual feelings... we sometimes don't even talk at all about that stuff

15. Are you a narcissist?what's that?

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? sometimes when i'm up to it.. but nowadays they all have call display dammit!

17. If so what's your favourite prank?not sure.. sometimes i pretend i'm a family member...

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? bevis and butthead

19. Full House or Family Matters? i have never seen family matters... so i guess full house (although that show is very annoying)

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? i saw a famouse person or two i forget their names.. one of them was in the movie "Godfather"

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?uuug no i can't stand them

22. What is your favourite number?17 (it always matche my age)

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?fuck you! or "uug" or.. ummm.. "shit"

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?nope

25. Do you like to watch porn?umm i don't mind it... but it's not something i just spend my day doing with a spill tray (goo goo gaa gaa spit)

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? yes a surong

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? nope i tried though with food coloring lol haa haaa didn't turn out

28. Do you make faces at people a lot?ummm yup depends on the mood i'm in

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?yes!!

30. What was the trick if you have?well one was kind of hurtfull and i'd never do it again breaking into my ex boyfriends account and shanging his password... ummmm i dunno i have done tons of tricks on people...

31. Do you like taking quizzes?yes

32. If not why are you filling this one out?i'm sorry what did you say *hand behind ear* fuckity fuck fuck???

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?ummm hi i'm maya

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?i don't live in the u.s... fuck him!! stupid little kid playing around with bombs... he's a puppet dammit!!

35. Do you think you could do better?fuck ya

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?yes lol

37. Are you a worry-wart?when it comes to certain things...

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?emotional abuse... and ummm ya... verbal abuse

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?fuck no i hardly nag

40. Why are you where you are?huh? what do you mean?

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?probably

42. Have you bothered to even look?nope

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?nope

44. Do you pop pills often?i don't do it at all

45. Do you like cheese?yes!!

46. Do you like your clothes to match?i don't care if they do or not

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? nope unless they are asking me where i live and they go down the wrong street

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?yup

49. Do you like to be the center of attention?sometimes... i guess...

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?nope

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? i always just bite into them. i'm too impatient.

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? both, i guess. i listen to them both.
3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? yes, my mom has lots of them in her yard.
4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? right now i feel like goin to bed.
5. Do you have a high self-esteem? no
6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? i have no idea
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? i dunno. god just is.
8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? store bought
9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? i try really hard to be organized
10. Are you a pack rat? i'm trying to overcome my tendencies in that direction.
11. Do you have a cell phone?yes
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? no, we just got a new plan, with more minutes than i could possibly use.

13. Who is your best friend? Why? my husband. he's my everything \14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? yes
15. Are you a narcissist?no
16. Do you like to prank phone call people? i used to all the time. now that everyone has caller id, it isn't so fun anymore
17. If so what's your favourite prank?we used to call and start talking to someone like we really knew them from somewhere...kinda lame, but funny when they went for it.
18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? beavis and butthead were the shit, but i like southpark too.
19. Full House or Family Matters? argh...family matters , i guess
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? no
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?yes
22. What is your favourite number?27
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?shit
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?no
25. Do you like to watch porn? no, it sorta wierds me out.
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? yes
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? yes, but it wasn't that cool looking
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?i'm told i do
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?probably
30. What was the trick if you have? can't remember
31. Do you like taking quizzes? when i'm bored enough
32. If not why are you filling this one out?
33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?temporarily
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? i think he is a moron
35. Do you think you could do better?probably not
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?er...i dunno
37. Are you a worry-wart?yes
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?
no
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?sometimes
40. Why are you where you are?because my husband got transferred here.
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?probably

42. Have you bothered to even look?not really
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?yes
44. Do you pop pills often?no, i'm troubled enough, without a substance abuse problem...
45. Do you like cheese?yes
46. Do you like your clothes to match?yeah, i'm pretty anal about it.i would prefer that other people's clothes matched as well.
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? only if i'm scared we're going to die or something.

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?no
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?not really
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?no
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why not? i don't know you.

 

All these quizzes.
After seeing tons of quizzes I decided I am going to give a very fun (not) quiz! Answer please. Most of these questions are random and have nothing to do with each other.


1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? Depends on the size of your toung

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? Im Balanced

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? Yes

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? I would like to take a long road trip, same as most days

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Sometimes

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? the oven

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? I put them here

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?
about the same
9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?
neither organized nor a slob
10. Are you a pack rat?
nope
11. Do you have a cell phone?
yes
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?
nope
13. Who is your best friend? Why?
Neil - long history of good times
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?
sure, although I'd imagine its hard for most girls with me around
15. Are you a narcissist?
definitely not
16. Do you like to prank phone call people?
sometimes
17. If so what's your favourite prank?
I'll call friends that work in restaurants and make up an odd reservation name
18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?
simpsons
19. Full House or Family Matters?
seinfeld
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?
sure - david dellinger, some pro sports players
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?
yes - they are the only shoes I wear now that i live in florida
22. What is your favourite number?
torn between 22 and 30
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?
damnit
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?
yes a couple of people
25. Do you like to watch porn?
not really
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?
yes
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?
no
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?
not really
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?
yes
30. What was the trick if you have?
hmmm, it was a mean trick on some police officers - long story, but kept me outta trouble
31. Do you like taking quizzes?
sometimes
32. If not why are you filling this one out?
bored
33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?
I don't know if it is curing it
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?
abosolutely not
35. Do you think you could do better?
Yes, but I think a Sock Puppet could as well
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?
You mean like ROFLMAO - yes I've done that
37. Are you a worry-wart?
sometimes
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?
verbally - certainly
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?
nope
40. Why are you where you are?
good question - i guess its just my place to be right now
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?
haven't paid attention
42. Have you bothered to even look?
no
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?
no
44. Do you pop pills often?
outside of things like vitamins or advil - nope, never
45. Do you like cheese?
love it
46. Do you like your clothes to match?
depends
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?
no - and I hate when people do it to me
48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?
sure, why not for fun
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?
not really
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?
During my late teens, early 20's I certainly did too much of both. As with many, it took me awhile to fully understand the concept of moderation
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?
um - rather indifferent, sorry to burst you bubble

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? 16

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? I don't have either

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? No

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? Taking a drive

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Somewhat

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? They just showed up one day

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? Store

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? Bit of both

10. Are you a pack rat? No

11. Do you have a cell phone? No

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? Dont have a phone

13. Who is your best friend? Why? Jesus cause he died for my sins

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? Yea

15. Are you a narcissist? At times

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? Once in a blue

17. If so what's your favourite prank? I don't like to give away my material

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? Southpark

19. Full House or Family Matters? Neither

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? No one

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? Yea

22. What is your favourite number? 4

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? Fuck

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? No

25. Do you like to watch porn? No

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? Yea

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? When I was a kid

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? No

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? Yea

30. What was the trick if you have? I told you I don't like revealing my secrets

31. Do you like taking quizzes? Yea

32. If not why are you filling this one out? I do

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom? Somewhat

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? Hell Fuckin' No!

35. Do you think you could do better? Hell Yes!

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? No

37. Are you a worry-wart? No

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? No

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? No

40. Why are you where you are? Cause I have no place else to go

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? Didn't pay that much attention

42. Have you bothered to even look? No

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? No

44. Do you pop pills often? Only Advil

45. Do you like cheese? Yes

46. Do you like your clothes to match? Yes

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? No

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? No

49. Do you like to be the center of attention? No

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? No

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? I don't know you