you need a round of levaquin or another antibiotic fast. it will get unbearable so a friend tells me. as for the captain hook problem it's probably a genetic thing. Don't think you can do that through wackin off. might be a good idea to use condoms in the future. just consider this a slap on the wrist by the std gods.
If you haven't had any sex, it's probably not an std. My piss went in crazy ass directions (2 streams) one time and it made me laugh like crazy when I realized that a pube was stuck over the end of my dick. WHen I took the curly piece of hair away, all was well. Is there a chance that pubes are stuck to your dick? I hope this isn't a serious problem. If I were you, I'd be on the safe side and see the doctor, bro. The penis is one of the most important parts of the male body! One time, my balls hurt like crazy (w/o receiving trauma). After a few days, i decided to go to the doctor. Even though it turned out to be nothing, it was worth going, because I could feel confident that I was ok. ALso, if I had been fucked up, I would have caught it in time before my balls fell off. I'd see the doctor if I were you. Good luck brutha'
From the way you described it, it sounds like you may have a septum (a piece of skin that seperates an opening, like the one in the center of your nose seperating your nostrils, one in your heart seperating the right and left sides) and it might have been there for a while, or might just be developing now. If it's just developing now and still growing in there, it could also cause the sudden pulling more to the left. Or, of course, it could be some other problem... I'd definitely ask the doctor about it, though. Trust me, as a woman, I know there's no question that you should be embarrassed to ask a doctor... anything you can think of, they've heard and seen much worse.
yup^ A doctor won't laugh, but if he does, kick him in the stones and run like hell. you'll feel so much better psychologically if you get this sorted out with the help of a doctor.
Doctors have heard much crazier things than your situation. I've heard of one guy sticking a swizzle stick (a glass stick for martini mixing) up his pee hole and it broke off inside. I'm sure nothing that you've done in the past can compare to that idiot. Don't be too embarrassed, unless you've stuck something up your dick! Peace and love
Rtfemino - The piss issue could be due to several reasons. If you have recently masturbated, some of the semen may remain in your urethra, and until the urine clears it out, it may come out at an angle or two. If you are uncut, and your foreskin overhangs the meatus (peehole), that may affect it. Finally, what you ate may affect the consistency of your urine, and after your last pee, some of the residue may dry just inside the meatus and be there when you next pee. All of us have experienced what you have. Regarding the left bending penis when erect, I posted a poll on this issue, and a sizeable number of guys have a left bending penis (perhaps 25%). This may be due to excessive masturbating with the right hand, which can crush some of the blood vessels in the corpus cavernosa sack on the left side of the shaft. Some sort of traumatic injury (like getting kicked in the nuts) can accomplish the same thing. Bottom line - don't worry about it - it is fairly common. If it still bothers you, consult your doctor - he does "turn your head and cough" all the time, and probably has dealt with your problem too. Incidently, this process of "checking for a hernia" is also a way for your doctor to inspect your penis for abnormalities without being obvious about it.
i have a bent cock and it looks like a banana.is this going to affect having sex?i have heard that it can give women a better orgasm?im going to have sex with my girlfriend soon and i dont know if i should tell her that my cock is bent before we have sex?is kind of embarrising.is there any way of treating it?
Hi Wutthe, don't hesitate to discuss this with your doctor. That's what doctors are here for. They hear and see much weirder things every day. This is your penis, a very important organ. I wouldn't wait or take any chances with it.
Your erect penis looks exactly like the most common form of erect penis, followed closely by ones that stick straight out when erect, and then those that bend to the left. Bending to the right and down occur, but more rarely. If your penis curves very sharply upward, it may be able to reach her G Spot from the missionary position, especially when your upper body is in the vertical position, and your lower torso is horizontal, on top of her, especially if her legs are raised so they are touching her chest.
Take my advice. It is medical. There is nothing wrong. You probably leak a small amount of seminal fluid and it congeals on the end of your penis thus diverting some of the flow when you urinate. Wash your penis before you urinate, and you should have no trouble. You are not alone with the problem you mention. Many boys and men have the same experience. You need to relax. Life is hard, but not as difficult as we tend to make it. By the way, mention it to your doctor. He won't laugh. As one person said most medical doctors have seen it all. Objects pushed up the urinary canal, razor cuts on men's scrotums, infected hairs that some thought were a sign of std. You may be causing the curve in your penis from masturbation. Ease up a bit. Try to find a female partner. Also mention this to the your doctor. MDs don't laugh. I do know they feel sorry for the person not because of an incurable disease or malformation of the penis, but because it takes a while to adjust to life.
The piss splitting around and shit isn't a big deal per se. Generally that just happens to guys after they've ejaculated... penis gets a little contorted inside or whatever. As for the bending. If you squeeze your shaft pretty hard (like hard enough for you to know that you... do it kinda, a bit much) and if you squeeze it hard and jerk it at the same time, stop doing it, forever. Through prolonged and/or FORCED erection (e.g. wearing even a modestly sized cock ring, for say, a few hours) on a regular basis AND/OR grasping the shaft tightly and vigorously masturbating on a regular basis, plaques CAN (i.e. might) form inside your penis, which would affect it in various ways. This is referred to as Peyronie's Disease, and although it is claimed that the cause of this so-called disease is unknown, I can assure anyone reading this that the very reason the cause is unknown is because it's strictly caused by physical manipulation/damage, and on top of that very few men the world over would ever go to a doctor about this kind of thing, ever. If you without a doubt don't do any of the kind of stuff I mentioned above then just give it a rest for a lot longer than you're probably used to, regardless, as hard as it might be (I'm talking like 2 full weeks, minimum), then give it a shot but just remember to always treat your little buddy like he's your only little buddy, 'cause yuh not gettin' another one. Now, if on the other hand you do go rough on it pretty regularly, or you do do masturbation binges and shit like that, just stop all operation and do the same thing I mentioned above. Also if this is the case or you're just having tough time giving it a rest, do some kind of exercise to the point that it kills you so much that it kills your desire to even try to beat it, too. Or try watching a lot of TV and movies, or listen to lot of loud music to ease the need. I layed all of that out in this thread for a few reasons. First off I can't work with PM's because of my current status, secondly I wanted to cover all bases now and get it over with, thirdly because I care, and lastly because I've been through this (if this is even actually your issue) personally. The good news as I came to find was that in my case it wasn't bad enough that it couldn't correct itself with some very long breaks, even after a few instances of days-long binges (I had some scary down-side curvage initially), and in my case and as I've read elsewhere on the Net, you can end up with a slightly bigger erection - this is probably due to the fact that the plaques add to your penis, and although they're tender to hard initially, they can eventually smoothen, relax, become soft etc., thus allowing for a normal "subtly larger" erection (note: severe cases, this may not apply, but that's absolutely not you in any case, so don't worry about it). Anyway, I said a lot and I hope this helps and that I didn't offend anybody. Good luck, soldier. lol
My goodness! How many posts of personal observation and suggestions does it take to tell a teenager with an embarrassing worry to SEE A DOCTOR! Whew! Paragraph after paragraph. Hey kid, see a doc! We all have worried about the old crank too. See one now!
Off hand I would say you are too young to have Peyronie's syndrome, although anything is possible in this world. Why it is called a disease is strange since no one knows the cause. Perhaps an injury, perhaps not. If you stop masturbating for a few days and things don't get better, you do need to see a doctor. Fastswitch is correct. Sometime or another almost all males worry about some aspect of their penis, usually its size.
I'm not sure but I think labeling things like this a disease (like "bad circulation of the legs" = disease; forgot name) is just a maneuver for more profit. "Disease" scares people and it bolsters support for "treatments" e.g. drastic surgery / pills with about 8 nasty side effects.
I don't think the OP has visited his thread in a while, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned a urinary tract infection? Just the fact that he mentioned burning made me think of that. But I don't know....
